what are you being for Halloween?

““I'm going as a Trojan.”
pixaxe killer
5:54:08 PM
10/20/05

True story:
My boss was bragging about going dressed as a viking to a Halloween party.
My smarta$$ coworker looked him in the eyes and asked him "Why not put a big garbage bag over your head and go as a Trojan instead?"”

“A coworker of mine took the minimalist approach one year.

He put on a green sheet and a red nit cap.

He was an olive.”

“

Sadly, I know the guy on the left. LOL”

“where is the "Y"????”

“Hey....are those guys....you know?”

“The Ambiguously Gay Duo from SNL ~ Ace & Gary. :D”

“offended.”

“yooohooo I channged my work hours for halloween.
8 to 4
so I will ba able to go trick or treating!!”

“I'm going to be the guy sitting in my house waiting for no trick or treaters to show up. I think I've had maybe 4 in the past 5 years.”

“I want to go as Martha Stewart
last edited: 10/21/05 9:23:58 AM”

“I think that will be nice, will you have one of those electronic anklets?
last edited: 10/21/05 9:25:41 AM”

“I never get any zac, I think people are afraid of my yard...
:D”

“hmmm dont you feel silly now bitbaby?”

“Now why would I feel silly?”

“Oh, and "calling the out-of-context quotes thread, message for the out-of-context quote thread!"”

“cause I dont know what your talking about

teehhee

see im an angel who cant spell LOL
last edited: 10/21/05 9:29:05 AM”

“Which brings to mind a perennial favorite:


"why should I feel funny...?"

"the two hemispheres are fundamentally at odds.... hemispheres... hemispheres... ... You Know... it's strange... I *do* feel funny..."

J. Frank Parnell
(Fox Harris)
Repo Man (1984)”

“But I'm leaving J.Frank at home this year, temporarily supplanted (aHem) by these...


(details)



”

“Supeme court appointee with a rusty coat hanger.”

“cher.... my date is going as sonny”

“WOW, Victoria's Secret has a hot shoe sale going on right now!

I thought they only sold night time clothes that don't stay on to long?
last edited: 10/27/05 5:13:47 PM”

“I may just put my hillbilly teeth in while I hand out candy. Not dressing up for work, though. Two years ago I won the office costume contest....”

“A non-participant, and I'm pretty bummed about it.
My town has canceled trick or treating this year due to all the debris still left in people's yards.
They are gonna have something in the mall parking lots instead for the kids.
I love giving out Halloween candy and seeing all the kiddies dressed up.
My subdivision would get tons of kids. I swear they bus them into it from outside towns, LOL. I had to buy two or three of those giant bags of candy Sams Warehouse Club sells.”

“Im going as my sister in law!!LOL NO that would be too scary!!!”

“For some reason this reminded me of picking up the kidlets after school...

We pass this lingerie place after I pick up the boy, but before I pick up his sister...often times there is a live model in the window dressed in some of the garb they sell. If ever there was an advertisement to convince people NOT to buy something, that's the one.
It's even more convincing when she steps outside to smoke...LOL...”

“Rusty was a chicken.



I was a Ninja Master.

”

“We had over 400 T or Ters on Monday!”

“Holy Schnikies... We had double the number from previous years. Fifteen total.”

“That's dog abuse!
But funny!
LOL”

“Fully body gorilla suit. Had it for years. It's quite warm walking the kids around town. I'll play the guitar while I am wearing it and wait for kids to come out and hand out candy in the driveway.”

“what's everyone else being for halloween?

here's my costume... went to a halloween costume party last night and going again as lara (lara croft from tomb raider) again tonight. don't make fun.

”

“Dang Scorchie, you just got HPM's admiration!

;P”

“i am going as a saddled dad with no future wandering cold in the dark going from door to door wondering how many trips to the dentist this years damage will incur... you would never recognize me!”

“Damn! I gotta get to the east coast! You ever come to Indy Scorch? LOL!”

“I think I scared the poor thing. LOL! If it's any help to you, Laura Croft could prolly stomp me any day of the week. LOL!”

“(snicker)

are those guns real?”

“(snicker)

no, they have the orange tips

real ones don't have orange tips”

“weakest troll ever”

“what? - I think you missed the joke.”

“troll? honey i just had my 3 year anniversary on trail talk.

and no, i'm not scared.

the guns are bb guns! so, semi-real lol.
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“i was wondering because those are nice looking pistols ya' got there...”

“My god!”

“call me melissa, thank you :P”

“My pants are getting tight!”

“DANG!!!!!!! Hot! Hot! Hot!

(but the toughgirl look is kinda spoiled by that girly doll and flower thing behind you) ;-)
last edited: 10/29/06 11:23:29 PM”

“There's stuff behind her? I think scorch should post more fotos of that costume from different.........angles.”

“there's a bunch of different photos on my myspace page:

www.myspace.com/melissamariner”

“Nice................boots, yeah that's it, nice boots!!”