She aynt so hot now boys; scorched fire

“lets take this onto another page.... please god”

“yes”

“what do I have to do for more hits?”

“you all are whack! that is just messed up...scorch you should roll that playboy up and beat tea over the head with it. lmao.”

“yea... i hope not too.

tea, you're lucky you're such a cutie, or i'd whoop your arse”

“awh thanks...the pb was another photo shop gig”

“And this is what Matt has too see everyday!


I feel for ya dude!


8)”

“I give you credit for putting up with these DORK ORKS..Geeze !!When will they ever grow up..”

“trekkngirl,

tomorrow after 3”

“nah, i think it's hysterical!

i shall have my revenge one day.... muah ah ahhhhhh!!!”

“jello fog sent me a pic of tea-tea humping road kill(most likely an armadillo).....want it?”

“noooo, i would never want to stoop down to tea's level...

my email address is pjamqueen6@aol.com, send it asap”

“LMAO!”

“Ahhh, how quickly pass the days of wine and roses!”

“: (”

“C'mon, Scorchy, chin up.”

“Fire and Ice are now merely charred wood and puddles? Egad!”

“I blame Clinton.”

“Who's my next victim”

“I blame the media.”

“First, you have to tell us how you squashed his ego like a bug.”

“We never see each other”

“The boy doesn't want to put mileage on his car cause it's a lease”

“LOL!


wait... wait...


ROFL!


Aahahaa!


Sorry. Wait... He was SURPRIZED that you dumped him?

LOL!”

“I've used that excuse before.. but the girl I told it to lived a few blocks away. She wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.”

“The boy doesn't want to put mileage on his car cause it's a lease


I'm frickin dying here!

Tears and sore sides and everything.. Ohh sheeeit.

LOL!”

“LOL Artex, you naughty boy you.

It was a mutual thing, Phaed, although I brought it up!”

“Stop you're making me laugh now, it's contagious!”

“Yeah, scorchy, even young republicans can salvage a bit of dignity by pretending they aren't being dumped...

And over car mileage!

LOL”

“Damn, Artex, sounds more like she was a spoon...”

“IT'S A LEASE!!!


HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

“LOL you are bad!”

“Man, this is getting worse, because I remember everyone telling tea not to lease a car, but he wanted a hot car for the babes!

I'm gonna laugh myself into a fit of coughing!”

“That is pretty lame. Why didn't he just use the old "I think we should see other people because long distance relationships are hard" line?

Doesn't want to run up the miles on his lease. Damn.”

“Somebody break out the oxygen!”

“Bit - it's only 1.5 hrs away.”

“Oh god. I think I'm okay now.

This is freakin classic, though. I have to share this thread and the story with my wife when I get home. She'll love it.

Chin up girl, there are plenty of hikers in the sea... er something.”

“That is pretty funny!”

“... in the woods, Phaed, in the woods.

GET IT RIGHT! You can't swim in the sea with a 35 lb. pack on... sheesh.”

“Right okay. There are plenty of other fish in the woods.”

“I could!”

“go away!”

“TEA!

Dood!

Tell me, you're how old again? like 18 or 19 right?”

“Lease Tea!


Hehehehehe!”

“Scorched by Tires.”

“LOL!”

“Ice Tea bailed!!!”

“scorchfire = skeezer

Now how hard was that to figure out?”

“MH,.... or I bailed on Ice Tea”