Aero-zilla Eats Los Angeles

“Phil, Snow Couple and any other So Cal TT'ers, we'll be appearing for one weekend only, Nov. 6-9 at a cross country course near you. We'll be in the vicinity of Cal Poly-Pomona and probably spend some time in Santa Monica and Venice Beach! Stop by and say "Howdy!" if you're around then.”

“Good luck, werowolf.

Are you sure this is a school sponsored event?”

“I thought this would be a Lyra Thread For Sure.”

“Yep, NCAA Regionals, right in Phil's neighborhood!

LOL Tilt! A lyra thread would have monkeys involved somehow!”

“Where is that lyra???

squish squish squish”

“I don't know; it's almost time for lunch!”

“The stuffed monkeys are again sending me directions to her place.

If I only had an empty cranium...
hmmm, I wonder if Tarp Rat is home?


thud-slupp squish thud-slupp”

“You`d better watch out for the eggplant that ate Chicago,
For he may eat your city soon.
You`d better watch out for the eggplant that ate Chicago,
If he`s still hungry, the whole country`s doomed.

He came from outer space, lookin` for somethin` to eat.
He landed in Chicago. He thought Chicago was a treat.
(It was sweet, it was just like sugar)

You`d better watch out for the eggplant that ate Chicago,
For he may eat your city soon (wacka-do, wacka-do, wacka-do)
You`d better watch out for the eggplant that ate Chicago,
If he`s still hungry, the whole country`s doomed.

He came from outer space, lookin` for somethin` to eat.
He landed in Chicago. He thought Chicago was a treat.
(It was sweet, it was just like suger)

You`d better watch out for the eggplant that ate Chicago,
For he may eat your city soon (wacka-do, wacka-do, wacka-do)
You`d better watch out for the eggplant that ate Chicago,
If he`s still hungry, the whole country`s doomed (`it`s in trouble!`)
If he`s still hungry, the whole country`s doomed


Norman Greenbaum”

“LMAO @ monkey brains!! you people are nuts. Aero, i'm in DC, hello...i don't know why you're celebrating my birthday in CA. wrong coast!
;-) teeheehee.”

“I'm just trying to spread the word!”

“The Aero-zilla That Ate Los Angeles... the Eggplant That Ate Chicago...

Same thing only different, right?”

“as long as you're EATING IT, it's all good!”

“To quote lyra.........EAT IT ! ! !”

“Wow, Tilt. Should have known you would know that. Just for trivia's sake, what was Norman's band's name for that release?”

“OK wiseguy, I'm stumped!”

“Los Angeles Parmesan (Los Angeles Alla Parmigian), YUM!

1/2 cup dry white wine
1 tablespoon dried basil
1 tablespoon dried oregano
32 ounces tomato sauce
28 ounces whole tomatoes, undrained and chopped
6 ounces tomato paste
2 cloves garlic, minced
1/4 cup water
3 egg whites, lightly beaten
1-1/4 cups italian-seasoned breadcrumbs
1/4 cup grated parmesan cheese
vegetable cooking spray
3 cups mozzarella cheese, part skim milk
fresh oregano sprigs optional
1 Large City”

“"1 Large City," ROTFLMAO!”

“My brother used to play that tune... I found the lyrics on a site that mentioned "Dr. West's Medicine Show & Junk Band" and the year 1966.


I'm still looking for the words to ---

"All the rooms are haunted, at the National Hotel..."”

“TMI, lyra, TMI...”

“How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it

Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it

Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table manners are some cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it

You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it

I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesn't matter it it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeate it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it, you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it


Weird Al




"Get yourself an egg and beat it", LOLOLOL”

“Dr. West's...

That was it, Tilt. Good work!”

“'Dr. West'.... wasn't he the mad scientist in the "Re-Animator" series loosely based on short stories by H.P. Lovecraft?

Ah... Fun & Games in the morgue at Miskatonic University Hospital!”

“i think so, T!”

“Matter of fact, they advertised the movie with this:

Dr. Herbert west had a good head on his shoulder...


...and another one on his desk”

“Hmmmmm. Aero coming to California. Memo to self: good time to travel to Billings....




(still haven't decided anything yet, aero - there could be a beer (or more!) in your future on the 9th!)


Oh, almost forgot: Good luck in the meet! Remember to tell the kids something an ol' running buddy taught me that is essential for competitions: "Don't forget to win."”

“The 9th will work! I'll need a frosty one after driving the whale through rush hour traffic down there.”

“Be it a White whale?

<ARRrrrrrrr>”

“Aero, Can you meet for dinner on Thurs 6th? Mammoth opens that weekend, so we'll be there.”

“Aero - I fly out of LAX early on Friday 11/7 for a college reunion. I will be back on Monday, 11/10.

What time do you arrive on the 6th and where will you be competing?”

“I'm coming back to L.A. on the 8th.
Where you be then?”