Halloween Shivers!

“Ghoulbeet, Hawg of the Baskervilles came to mind as two who would appreciate this link.
Its my favorite ghost story and the only one I ever believed is true.

The Greenbrier Ghost”

“creepy”

“even creepier”

“Is that Artex??”

“well the legs look like hiker's legs anyways”

“Tilt=Captain Howdy. So, those are Tilt's legs under that huge nose?”

“Ratfink! Tattletail! LOL”

“Oh man, I'm getting so pumped about halloween!
Last night I swept the porch, put up my halloween decorations, and strung some lights in the yard.
Still got to fill in a small hole so the kidlets won't trip in it.
Already been to Sams and bought about $50 of candy!
Woo hoo!
I love halloween!”

“Any suggestions on avoiding having my house/yard being "rolled" for the umpteenth time? These pea-brained Tennesseans think its fun. It doesn't take much to amuse these kids. Anyway.... the only thing I've come up with is sitting on the front porch smoking cigarettes while toting my rock salt and bacon rinds dubble barrel shotgun.”

“Bacon rinds, not bacon rings! Of course, buckshot in the bacon ring would be mighty painful.”

“Woah.. if Artex's reputation is deserved. I hope its not his end that is near.”

“i put black shower curtains around my front porch, now I need to buy the stuff for the fog machine and buy a couple more spider webs. Strobe light is ready. We are going to scare the poopoo out of the kids....”

“I was going to say something about a 12-gauge and rocksalt but it looks like you've got it covered, LOL”

“I sat behind bushes with a hose one Haloween, of course they just came back the next week and TP'd my house.”

“TP'ing THEIR house. That put a quick end to it. our pretty daughter has a string of idiot friends and pissed of one time dates..... who I think are the culprits. I know if *I* was a guy and got dumped... thats the first way I'd try to win a girl back. Go toilet paper her house. Its so romantic. NOT!”