Prepare to be vaporized!

“The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

http://www.msnbc.com/news/984388.asp?cp1=1”

“I guess now is the time to proposition the pretty Indian girl who works in the next bay over?”

“Yeah she can't use the old, "Only if the earth were going to end." line on you.”

“She didn't go for it. Damn.”

“SARS, West Nile Virus, wildfires, floods, hurricanes, earthquakes, terrorists, sunspots....

"Bring 'em on."
W”

“Give us her e-mail address Bit, we'll talk her round!”

“Bit, make her a tin foil hat. That always works for me whenever there's a solar flare-up.”

“lol, no, I don't want 152 brothers and male cousins to come around to defend her honor.

It would be hard to explain to my wife why there were so many skinny Indian corpses in the front yard.”

“Bit, make her a tin foil hat. That always works for me whenever there's a solar flare-up."
Scaretex
12:26:43 PM
10/28/03


LOL what a turn on....

artex, whats your pick up line?”

“I don't know. You see, the women find me so irresistable at that point that the only way to control themselves is to run away as fast as they can.”

“The ones that stick around at that point would be the most interesting dates, I bet...”