Sorry Scorch

“"Too bad you don't have the pink car anymore Tea I bet that would realy impress scorchie!"

Ooh, I heard ALLLLLL about the pink Tercel.”

“Hey Scorch

Just don't let him drive anywhere...”

“ruh roh”

“On behalf of Trail Talk, the fine state of Ohio, and overall humanity........ please...... wear a condom Tea!"
Buddha Bear
10:27:06 PM
10/28/03


Buddha, I think scorchy has more class than that."
Ice Tea
10:52:20 PM
10/28/03

I think that it is funny first Tea starts a fued with Scorch and now he is defending her honor. But remember we have no tact and we are all a bunch of cromagnon(sp?)”

“Does anyone else get the feeling that these two already know each other?”

“err i left out half of my *...* sentance...just forget about it all..”

“I liked how he worded the condom comment so that it had two meanings.

1. She has too much class to knock boots that quickly.

2. She has too much class to allow latex to touch her skin.

Which did you mean Tea?”

“I go for two much class to knock the boots with tea.”

“Ahh, the impied third meaning. I think we have a winner!

I'd hate for me to be 18 or 19 and have about 300 lunatics heckling my dating efforts. I was self-conscious enough without all of the spectators.”

“I know what you mean but, it is so much fun. Also the heckling might not have happened if we all had "tact" and didn't scare off all of the women.”

“I'll split you for the webcam. Whadjallsay?”

“Tea and Scorch, I hope you too have a good time. Worst case, you both made a new friend.

Thats how AmyG and I started. Sure it took me 15 years and cost me my soul, but hey, you do what you gotta do.”

“So what is for dinner?

Tea, are you eating crow ?

2scoops - eating his heart out ?”

“don't forget the webcam!”

“"I go for two much class to knock the boots with tea."
kodiakman
07:21:13 AM
10/29/03


wrong to,too,two. BTW, did u learn to spell weak,week yet?”

“Hello, kettle? This is the pot. You're black!”

“I got the weak one down now. Thanks for helping me out with two, too, and to. But my grammer was not the topic. Now I'm really going with SHE HAS TO MUCH CLASS. Have a great day.”

“let me correct it before tea does it is grammar.”

“and it's comprehensible not comprehendible ;op”

“having said that, this is all great entertainment :o)”

“"Does anyone else get the feeling that these two already know each other?"

it's simple what a few phone calls can do. i've never met tea in my life.”

“dittos”

“I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low-cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and tossed them down to me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are so happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your car.”

“"We are so happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

LOL!!! If this is a true story, I would have ran to the other side of the world to escape this family.”

“"2scoops - eating his heart out"

umm i wasnt aware there was a competition. i have more respect for melissa than that.”

“where's the punchline, ya nut?”

“i gotcher nut right heeyah, biznatch. : )”

“.... that's not ittttt.”

“"ttttttt"

are you stuttering, dear?”

“ttt-ttt-tttt-- today junior!!

guess that quote?”

“adam sandler sucks donkey balls”

“cheater. you ask me what the name of the movie is privately while we're laying in bed watching tv and then u post it for the world to see as if you think you can show me! well i got news for you buddy! NO!”

“im sorry. you can whap across the nose with a rolled-up newspaper if you want.

wudder”

“hummm...”

“aiss”

“don't worrry tea, i wouldn't cheat on you with 2poops”

“yea we were just spooning”

“LOL”