TheoIllogical question

“did jesus have a baby sister?
was she bitter?
was she sweet?
did she wind up in a convent?
did she end up on the street?
on the run?
on the stage?
did she dance?
did he have a sister?
a little baby sister?
did jesus have a sister?
did they give her a chance?
did he have a baby sister?
could she speak out by and large?
or was she told by mother mary
ask your brother he’s in charge
he’s the whipped cream
on the cake

did he have a sister?
a little baby sister?
did jesus have a sister?
did they give her a break?
her brother’s
birth announcement
was pretty big
pretty big
i guess
while she got precious
little notice in the local press
her mother was the virgin
when she carried him
carried him
therein
if the little girl came later
then
was she conceived in sin?
and in sorrow?
and in shame?
did jesus have a sister?
what was her name?
did she long to be the savior
saving everyone
she met?
and in private to her mirror
did she whisper
saviorette?
saviorwoman?

saviorperson?
save your breath!
did he have a sister?
a little baby sister?
did jesus have a sister?
was she there at his death?
and did she cry for mary’s comfort
as she watched him
on the cross?
and was mary too despairing
ask your brother
he’s the boss
he’s the chief
he’s the man
he’s the show
did he have a sister?
a little baby sister?
did jesus have a sister?
doesn’t anyone know?”

“The bad "I"s ruined the pun:

TheoIllogical”

“The bad "I"s ruined the pun:

TheoIllogical”

“i am jesus's sister”

“Well, Dipwad is posting the entire bible on the forum now, so I guess you and I are about the only heathen left Ped!”

“dipwad lol, i haven't heard that in the longest time”

“It's Ohio Dipwad, to you.”

“lmao!”

“They must have cleaned off the park benches last night.”

“Jesus is just alright with me.

-- the Doobie Bros.”

“While out sailing on the ocean
While out sailing on the sea
I bumped into the savior
And he said pardon me
I said Jesus you look tired
He said Jesus so do you
Won't ya sit down son 'cause I got some fat to chew.”

“Tilt, I think the Byrds did it first.

Was it not in "Easy Rider"?”

“Plastic Jesus gotta go
His magnet's #&%!$ed-up the radio
And if I have a wreck he'll leave a scar...”

“"They must have cleaned off the park benches last night."
Ghoulbeet

"Sitting on a park bench --
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose --
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun --
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck --
spitting out pieces of his broken luck.

Sun streaking cold --
an old man wandering lonely.
Taking time
the only way he knows.
Leg hurting bad,
as he bends to pick a dog-end --
he goes down to the bog
and warms his feet"”

“Yeah, that pretty much adds to the image.”

“"Snot running down his nose --
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes."

LOL !!!

My wife used to sing that line when the boys were babies!”

“"I told the priest-
'don't count on any second coming.'
God got his ass kicked
the first time he came down here slumming
He had the balls to come,
the gall to die
and then forgive us-
No, I don't wonder why
I wonder what he thought it would get us."

..........Concrete Blonde”

“He did have a cool car. The bible says he and the disiples were all in one Accord. Musta been one of those clown cars.”

“my dad asked me once how we know Jesus owned a Ford, my obvious answer was HOW? and the answer was of course because he walked everywhere

sheesh”

“Tom -- are you thinking of "I Like The Christian Life" from the Sweetheart of the Rodeo album? <G>

Oh, I see... not from the Easy Rider soundtrack... "The Ballad of Easy Rider" album, by (ta-da) Arthur S. Reynolds.

HERE's a link for all you byrdmaniax out there. Check that 'Lyrics Index'.”

“Wow, ped, I haven't heard that Concrete Blonde song in ages!!!! Thanks!”

“Did you know that baseball has been around since creation? In Genesis chapter one it says "In the big-inning! :-} (Sorry, been a long day.)”

“And in the big inning it was, "Hey, Zeus!"”