Can you hear me now?

“I bet he had a hard time explaining this when he got home?”

“Wow.


No nookie for him for a few days.”

“After all that, still no cell phone!”

“If you were from Nigeria, you would have jumped in after it!”

“There gonna sue the guy for damages too! LOL! He was probably using Verison and as much as they rape ya for I'd go in after it too. They got people like 2Scoops to pay off to leave the company after all!

Wonder if he gets "crappy" reception?”

“They should let the Defense Department know where they can obtain these inexpensive toilets!”

“Hey, all I'm doing is trying out for a part in 'Blue Man Group'. They have an opening for an arm...”

“LMAO”

“Gallart's arm was removed and he was treated and released from a Fordham-area hospital, Brucker said. His cell phone wasn't retrieved.

The railroad's maintenance department estimated the toilet would take two days and "several thousand dollars" to fix, Brucker said.

Bummer that they had to remove the dude's arm...must have bled a lot.”

“From KYW Newsradio in Philly:

A Metro-North spokesperson is hinting the railroad may seek damages from the unlucky passenger in connection with Wednesday's incident.”