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“Dayhiker said the P word!”

“Watch it Geo, or I will smite thee down!”

“Do you camp in city parks too?”

“Until the Toledo PD threw me out.”

“Tara is ok for a girl.”

“Those single Michigan TT ladies I met two weeks ago rocked. I am shocked more single guys are making there way up to Michigan to join some of those outings. No more complaining about finding cool women if you guys aren't going to do something about it.

(Pompous remark from an old married guy!)”

“she ain't. but backruuuuuuuubs...oh my.”

“Thanks Phil!”

“She's pretty nice. I also heard she's got a crush on Bacpac.”

“Well which of you skeezer's doesn't have a crush on bacpac?”

“I need to crack out my "Understanding the Language of Arkansas" handbook and figure out WTF a "skeezer" is.”

“Or you could ask your wife...”

“she's gonna get you for that one.”

“Skeezer "SKEE-zur"

1) A slang term for woman with low morals and poor hygene. Derived from 'Skeezy', a variant of the word 'Skeevy', meaning filthy or stained with fecal matter, urine and/or semen.
2) A low-class prostitute; one who is diseased, ugly, prematurely aged and/or worn-out from hard work and rough trade.
3) An immoral woman with no pride; one who engages in humiliating and degrading sexual acts for little or no gratitude or reward.

1) "Man that skeezer smells pretty ripe."
2) "20 bucks!? For THAT? Man, for that kind of money you could buy four skeezers like her and still feel cheated!"
3) That skeezer did WHAT? With WHAT sports team? And she KNEW they were filming her? Man, if they have any compassion at all they should at least buy her dinner afterwards...or offer to hose her down before the next tour group came by..."”

“I especially like the way they use it in a sentence. Adds visual effect almost.”

“If one were to mix Tara and Sunny in the labratory, the resulting hybrid would be beyond humaness as we know it.

The universe would emplode, or something.

We'd have to exhume Shakespeare's body, do some DNAing and cloning and fancy surgery, just so's someone could put into words what we were all witnessing.


God, what a magnificent creature we'd have living among us!”

“gojo, why wouldn't you just let them be, and have TWO magnificent creatures living among us?”

“There's an amazing quantity of magnificent creatures here.Tara and Sunshine and Sass and Smiley Girl and Dhutch and Yam and Wolfeyes and Cowpatty and Wolfsister and prolly a few more I met and many more I haven't. These TT women are great.”

“"Smiley Girl"?!
What a crock!
Have you ever met that skank?!”

“LOL!!!!!!”

“Hey gojo! Don't type things that aren't true!”

“How the heck are ya anyway, gojo? Did I tell you that all the toe kicks I glued on fell off? Shoulda let you nail the suckers on.....”

“Told ya!
Nya, nya, nyaaaa!
do:

Oooooo!
Mebbe if you put some wood glue AND hot glue on them?

That way, the hot glue would hold snuggly til the wood glue set?

No. Contact cement... that's the tricket!”