George Bush Would Jump Up my Butt For A Quarter

“He would, you know.”

“"We will prevail in the critical front on the war on terror, because the stakes are too high to do anything less," a White House statement said. "September 11 taught us that we must confront terrorists and outlaw regimes with weapons of mass murder before it's too late."

North Korea has nukes, Iraq don't.”

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“You do have a way of screwing up a thread Scoops. At least ya screw up the dumbest ones though. LOL!”

“Boy George would do it for a nickel!

Just say NO to drugs, kids!

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“Try the morphine... it's excellent today.”

“I could use some dilaudid today, thats some good #&%!$!”

“Anyone ever write "Placebos" on your medical file (you know under drugs presently taking)?

I love it when the nurse gets to that portion. They look at it and then at me and ask what I take Placebos for.....”

“LMAO! You people are kooks.

Didn't Boy George call the cops on himself or something? Yeah I think that was it.

I once dated a guy who was really, REALLY excited when we were going to go see Boy George. (Except we got lost on the way there, and the tickets were sold out.) Looking back on it, I really think he was gay, and I don't know why I never realized it at the time! By the way.”

“Not that there's anything wrong with that...”

“Boy George is gay?”

“No he is just a real snappy dresser....”