INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE

“That is all.”

“midterms plus a 40 hr work week suck more.”

“Amen, brother!”

“Good luck there Scorch!”

“Being responsible for labor, materials, and capital sucks.

I would rather be taking mid terms.”

“That's one of my favorite songs!”

“I like those really short drum solos.”

“"Being responsible for labor, materials, and capital sucks.
I would rather be taking mid terms."

I'll trade ya any day at the rate I'm going.”

“So would I.”

“Hey, we could work out a TT exchange here ...”

“Just don't let the cow graze on top of the house with a rope tied around its neck and the other end going down the chimney and tied around your leg.

Guaranteed to cause trouble.”

“Jeez, thanks Bit. I was about to do just that!”

“Apparently not everyone read the same Mother Goose stories as I did...lol...”

“Thanks for saving me. I don't know what kind of trouble that would have caused, but I'm sure glad you saved me from it.”

“I have this cow,see, and it was hungry and wanted to climb up on the roof to graze. I had just gotten a rope around its neck when the other end dropped down the chimney, and I thought to myself, "If I go down there and tie that rope around my leg, I bet I can pull that damn cow off the roof."

Thank God I read your post in time.”

“"INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE"

Am I the only old school, old school fart mofo that remembers this old group?”

“nigal, you bong hitter, you.”

“Dat's why I don't F_ _ _ _ wit da big 40!”

“Sawed off shotgun, hand on the pump
left hand on a forty, puffin' on a blunt
Pumped my shotgun, niggas didn't jump
Lala la la lala la laaaa

Kickin' that funky Cypress Hill shlt,
Think I'll light another for the blunted to chill with
'Cause I'm the chill one
Known to get ill when
They stepped to the Hill
'What's up?', I had to kill one”

“I remember the days when I was a young kid growin up
looking in the mirror, dreamin about blowin up
the rock crowd, make money, chill with the honeys
sign autographs or whatever the people want from me
it's funny how impossible dreams manifest
and the games that be comin with it
nevertheless
you got to go for the gusto but you dont know
about the blood, sweat and tears
and losing some of your fears
and losing some of yourself to the years past,
gone by
hopefully it dont manifest
for the wrong guy
egomaniac and the brainiac
dont know how to act
48 tracks
studio gangster, mack,
sign the deal, thinks he's gonna make a mil
but never will til he crosses over
still filling your head with fantasies
come with me, show the sacrifice it takes to make the cheese”

“Well, its not haiku!”

“Why can't rappers every write songs about fluffy white clouds?”

“Gimmie a chance, I will post one tomorrow.”

“So scorchy . .

did ya do tea or what???”

“Of course the puffy white clouds would refer to all the cocaine that is up their nose!”

“Lee, to the point! Nice.”

“CYPRESS HILL ROCKS!!!!!!!!!”

“Scorchy has broken off all lines of communication with me, this is not a good sign.....”

“the lights are blinking
im thinking
its all over when i go out drinking
thats why i dont {expletive deleted} with the big 4 oh
bro
i got to maintain
cuz a nigga like me iz goin insane”

“inquiring minds want to know
"So scorchy . .did ya do tea or what???"

Tea is an extreme gentleman : )”

“I HAVE NOT!!! Every time you have called I'm either at work or in class and the phone's on silent. And I left your pager number in my appointment book at work. Don't start with the guilt trips,.. you'll make ol' scorchy cry.

Anyway... in answer to your voice message.. yes, Fri night is fine to go up this weekend. And I guess just bring the patches then? I can either meet at ur house or u can pick me up, whatever's more convenient for you?”

“Geez . . I'm sorry scorchy . . .there's always BOB!”

“Hey that's right......You and Tea went out friday. Im suprised there wasnt a thread on that.”

“yeah... where's tha freakin' trip report on THAT?

LOL”

“"Tea is an extreme gentleman : )"

I believe this is code for "Creamed his jeans before he even got them unzipped.".














That's a joke Scorchypoo! We all know Tea's going to be pres. of the US one day and he doesn't need any scandles surfacing during his term. Didn't he say once he was saving his virginity for the White House?”

“He wants to wait until he's in office then screw the electorate.”

“Nigal --

You got it!

'cause if Tea makes it to the white house . . .we'll all be scr-wed!!!!”

“I think its pretty safe to say that posting on TT pretty much rules out a presidential bid. Imagine having a 15 year old thread dug up?”

“just some young kids having some innocent fun!

GOD, I hope she didn't go driving with him...”

“Hey that's right......You and Tea went out friday. Im suprised there wasnt a thread on that."

; ) pictures were taken by Tea (not THOSE kinds, you pervs). I'm surprised he didn't post them yet.”

“Well, I got a crappy film camera”

“yea, c'mon finish up the roll i wanna seeeeeee”

“Tell us more, kids.”

“whatcha wanna know?”

“We had a good time. The resteraunt she chose was great. I had this amazing chicken.

I haven't picked up the photos yet from cvs. but when I do, i will show yah”

“yes, dear”

“NO! we want all the positions,er pictures...”

“Scorchy and Tea don't kiss an' tell ; )”

“ah so there was kissing involved,,,,”