The funniest thing I've ever read on the net

“This link was posted on Slashdot the other day and it's freaking hillarious. Probably the funniest thing I've ever read online. Cyber Sex Gone Wrong It is not for the young'ens, so kids don't click on it! And it's quite long.

The first story sucks, the 2nd and 4th are hillarious. An excerpt: Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
LOL!

I hope this isn't too explicit.”

“Spend a lot of time on those cyber sex websites Dub?”

“Obviously you haven't met Dub, this is the only way he can get any action! Just funnin' dub...







told you I would get even!!!!”

“Dub: Oh it feels so good when you touch me there.
Wvabackpacker: I know. It feels good for me when I touch you there.
Dub: You have such a strong, yet gentle, left hand.
Wvabackpacker: And you have such a masculine, yet wonderfully delicious, right hand.
Dub: Is this right?
Wvabackpacker: Of course it is. What could be more right?
Dub: Let's go backpacking this weekend and do this in the glory that is nature.
Wvabackpacker: That's a good idea. But how are we going to get a computer with an internet connection out there.
Dub: We don't need the internet, remember silly?
Wvabackpacker: Oh yeah. It's a date then.”

“Now that's just sick!!!”

“LMAO......”

“OK... I checked it out and I have to admit some of that stuff was hysterical.”

“HARRRRR!”

“hahaha that was hysterical!”

“Okay you guys don't have a life iffin thats hysterical!Or maybe you just had to be there!”

“i thought dub was the farm fresh guy?”

“That bloodninja guy sure did like his robe and wizard hat....
Say, we have a wizard here on TT....
Hey Stikmon, ever go by the handle 'bloodninja'? ;)”

“"That bloodninja guy sure did like his robe and wizard hat....
Say, we have a wizard here on TT...."

Yeah, Radaghast the Brown in fact. And I do believe he has a thing about ninjas too...hmmmmm. The dots are begining to get connected here...”

“harrrrrr...


poop nugets. LMAO!!!!”

“LMAO!!! These are hilarious! Good stuff.. the rhino one cracked me up!”

“I was at work when I first read it and my boss was wondering what I was laughing at so hard.”