A Sincere Message for Sarabelle

“Sit. Sit! Stay. Staaaaay. Good dog! Now lie down. Roll over! Good doggie! Who's a good doggie? Yes she is, she's a good widdle puppy! Good girl!”

“2goops, that is the most condescending post I've ever seen on any board. I would not expect Sarabelle to sniff your butt if I were you!”

“what do u expect, it's from poops”

“And please don't lay on other people's sleeping bags when you lick your cooter.”

“Gotcha, did she Nigal?”

“No, it was a guess. Dogs will lick their cooters anywhere.”

“And you're jealous.”

“geo. play dead. good dog. now go eat some more chicken.”

“Dogs will prolly lik ther cooters any whers"
~Niggel

I usely lik my cooter rite by side my butt hiney hole...
/o:3”

“I didn't know girl dogs had cooters!”

“What!??!
Did you think girls gots goobers!??
BOL!”

“why does sarabelle lick her cooter?
































because she can!”

“You can lik my cooter to! BOL!”

“im just teasin ya, sarabelle. youre a cool b itch.”

“sarabelle, if i wouldnt get arrested for it, you know i would.”

“I thought girls had tooters!”

“They also say some guys are dogs, like the old kooter from next door. Once i looked out the window and he was in front of he window in just underewear scraching his.............what an ugly sight! YIKES and I had to go get sick after that.”

“OH YEAH, thanks for that visual!!”

“ive got a tooter!

toot toot!”

“OKAY SO YOU HAVE ONE, GLAD YOU ONLY INFORMED AND DIDNT SEND PIXS TOO. BUT YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO CALL MIKE AND DISTURB THEM LOL.”

“the tooter is where the indiana barking spiders reside.”

“I still think only girls have tooters!”

“lol, WELL you can keep that to yourself. I already know what a barking spider is. Miss Backpacks told me when she was a kid. LOL”

“that is hooters lol and yes i have some nice ones of those lol.”

“I was speaking of below the waist!”

“oh jeeze do we really have to have an anatomy lesson?

ok. girls have cooters and hooters, boys have goobers, we all have tooters.

got it?”

“Site your source! I'm not just taking your word for it!”

“i found it on the compooter”

“whacko! j/k”

“SO, YOU ARE GOOBER?”

“i HAVE a goober. do you wanna smell my tooter?”

“Oh boy! NOT! LOL”

“Do you suffer from shrinkage?”

“not when its got nice warm hands on it”

“your own hands don't count!”

“sarabelle, maizee (is that her name??) BOL the other day and I think I heard her say she missed her "long lost sister"

she said she would like to learn how to stalk tree rats like sarabelle. she also said she was glad that perbert Gizmeaux was gone and he was a #&%!$.”

“haven't you heard? You'll get hair growing on the palms of your hands lol.”

“and you'll kill the kittens!”

“I always thought it was chocking the chicken.”

“ummm, doesnt chocking a chicken keep it from rolling away?”

“you ppl seriously need to get a hobby. : )”

“Does chicken chocking count? Theres nothing worse then watching a chicken roll away into a flock of geese....”

“CHOKING!

or are ya trying to say, "chalking???" (kinda like what you do to a pool cue)”

“chock as in wheel chock - dont ask me someone else started it....”

“i love dogs, belle”