Old to the Outdoors new to Chat

“Hey folks, MtnSteve has convinced me that I should chatter with you folks! Some may know me from pic's alias Kelli. Wilderness Instructor for eleven yrs. Look forward to meeting and chatting. Happy Trails!”

“Welcome and prepare for the idiocy of folks here calling you a troll for your first week or so. Just ignore it, they still think its funny.”

“Welcome to the asylum”

“Where you from? Welcome and enjoy gettting to know you!”

“any friend of mtsteves is ok in my book! :) Welcome to Trail talk”

“Thanks you guys and MtnSteve said it could be rough gettin to know you folks”

“were innocent :) Honest. We couldnt hurt a fly...”

“Oh, Mama Bear I'm from northern Ca near MtnSteve. Currently live at the base of Mt. Shata in Weed.”

“Oh, Mama Bear I'm from northern Ca near MtnSteve. Currently live at the base of Mt. Shasta in Weed.”

“oops”

“Hey girl, you made it...except for the little stutter you seem to be fine after yesterdays ski.”

“I hate it when a newbie comes on board and is obviously not a troll.

Welcome aboard. Share the craziness.”

“You guys are skiing already??? :O!


I want to see snow! :)”

“Welcome to the board! Always glad to get a new one in here.”

“Before bacpac jumps in here, let me say that some of us in Arkansas are pleased to welcome you aboard.”

“shhhhh if you say his name he will hear you.”

“Welcome, but until you fill out your profile people will be suspicious.”

“Only trolls do not fill out their profiles using the 'edit account' link in the upper right. ;)”

“Do you REALLy know Steve or is this a subtle subterfuge? hmmmMMMMMMmmmmm?

Let's see.... Lyra will want to know your age and gender... Depending on the answer, bikini photos will need to be posted on Phil's Photo Page.... (simply to prove you're not a troll, you understand).

That should be enough for starters, <G>”

“Welcome !!!!!”

“Even though it's obvious, and we know you know it's obvious, since you're old to the outdoors, it's OK to chat about the fact that you shouldn't take any dogs into the backcountry, since dogs do not belong in the backcountry.

LNT = LDH.”

“i think dogs are great backcountry companions!”

“Boy, aren't we on our best beheavior..I warned her that you would ask for nude photos..”

“Hey!! Great to have you!!”

“Sorry!

LOL”

“i aint asking for nude photos steve :P If you want em ask for em yourself!”

“Okay... on Steve's insistance you'll have to ditch the bikini.

(see what happens when we try to behave?)”

“I can't believe Tilt was so crass as to ask for nude photos to be posted!

You should sent them to my personal email address, found by clicking my name. ;)”

“bunch of DOMS!”

“FYI Micah is MINE so back off!!


j/k welcome to trail talk. sit back and have fun!


but treebeard really is MINE!!”

“I can’t believe tilt asked her to wear a bikini.”

“Spirithand getting down and dirty.....”

“hey cool photo!! That looks like fun!”

“Just for you, here's a list of resident fools, crackpots, and adult adolescents you may want to avoid:

Phaedrus
Tilt
Buddha Bear
Ice Tea
Artex
Bacpac
Phil
Lyra
Gramps

There's probably a few I'm forgetting.”

“who is gramps?”

“Howdy!!”

“Sorry, gramps = Geobeet”

“im not on the list?”

“Holy chit on a stick mon! That's a burn within a burn! A double birn!”

“ahh, i see my reputation precedes me. mooo haa haa! welcome to TT, spirithand. what's with the name...let me guess, you have one hand with a mind of its own that gets up during the night to do weird stuff, like in that Stephen King book. i'm right, aren't i?”

“amazing fantasy's, I have to wonder what your up toooooo?
just soooos ya know I'm a massage therapist and equine trainer and horse massage therapist among other things”

“Or perhaps more like this movie...


Welcome to the board, Spirithand!”

“Dogs love the wilderness, and skiing was wonderful yesterday! Thanks MtnSteve”

“"a touching story" indeed.”

“bizarre”

“horse massage therapist among other things"
spirithand
10:29:31 AM
11/06/03


ohhhh grosssss”

“Im getting visions that I really dont need right now.

lets put two and two together shall we?

spirithand=horse massage therapist”

“Animals need massage too, I have a friend that works CARDA dogs...her dogs get a massage after every training.”

“Tarpy's mom's dog gets massages and accupuncture. that dog is better taken-care-of than most children.”

“You watching those movies again Maple????”