foam baseball bats

“I am looking for one or two. Anyone know where i can get them? Walmart, target...they don't have them.

I have 2 friends who don't talk to each other...thought that was a good way to break the ice. [heeheehee]”

“http://www.palossports.com/store/proddetail.cfm/ItemID/442/CategoryID/17/SubCatID/207/file.htm

Google...it's a wonderful thing.”

“If two friends are upset at each other and you want them to "break the ice", don't give them lousy foam bats, for cryin' out loud, give them each something more substantial, like an ice-axe or a chainsaw. It's much more effective.

"There are two sides to every argument... yours and poophead's."”

“"There are two sides to every argument... yours and poophead's.""

Hey hey hey! Don't drag me into this! Ice axes would be cool. Just be sure to lay down some plastic first to preserve the carpet.”

“yeah, I know I could've googled them. I just wanted to buy them locally, thought maybe one of you knew where else I could find them.

Yeah, I should give them something else then a foam bat...they really are acting like a bunch of babies... but I am trying to be nice.”

“Make a dinner reservation at a restaurant,,,,,,,,,,,,show up long enough for them to come and then excuse yourself to go to the little girls/boys room, and leave. Thus they'll be forced to talk to each other.”

“heeheehee, yeah and then they would be mad at me because they would have to pay for the dinner. The bats are cheaper for me and I think they are more fun. I may just buy one for me and beat them up everytime I don't like their answer. Heeheehee, this could be pretty darn funny.”

“how about toys r us ?”