Mr. Tea

“I burnt you the double discs I was telling you about (Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness).

I hope I remember to bring it Saturday....”

“great album. too bad they didnt make anything approaching the level of melon collie afterwards”

“Can't you two email each other? Call each other? Get a room?

A public forum is not a place for personal communication.”

“i liked most of their albums. too bad i never got to see them in concert before they split up.”

“i saw them open for gnr about a year before they hit big with "gish"”

“might as well tell it to the rest of the threads as well, bacpac”

“apparently, buddha bear has handed over the chat-nazi baton to bacpac”

“or apparently someone got a prick stick up his rearend on his last hike

oops did I write that??”

“It was the common-decency baton and yes he did.”

“common-decency?? take a look at all the other threads as well bacpac before u go blasting this one.”

“Soooo, bacpac, what's for dinner tonight?”

“Exactly my point. Public forums are for yelling, name calling, bragging, and mayhem.

"I copied your music, Snooggums."

Is so lame.”

“bring it on mofo!”

“bring it on mofo!”

“OoOOOokay, you two, knock it off before we bring in the foam bats and someone gets hurt.”

“I prefer foam rubber motorcycles”

“We already heard.”

“I would LOVE to see how many couches I could jump on a foam rubber motorcycle. I guess I'm feeling a little dangerous today.”

“You go guy, Do you think you could get a picture? LOL”

“Let's not get premature Bucky.

How many couches do you own?”

“Well, I was gonna try jump it neked... but if there's gonna be photos involved, I better at least wear a Speedo. Okay, wish me luck, I'm off to the Nerf® dealership and get me a motorcycle.”

“Get a spell checker.”

“Hey bacpac, my buddy who lives along the river under the I-80 overpass is gonna hook me up. He jumps couches with shopping carts for free food.”

“I think "Neked" would be much more interesting. Don't be shy, Go ahead, We won't tell.....”

“not funny”

“Thankyou bacpac for your time and energy.”

“jeez bacpac youre extra cranky today. who pissed in your cornflakes? or neglected to piss in your cornflakes”

“I find it humorous that bacpac actively participates in the type of threads he protests and complains about. But still, I like the guy.

Bumper sticker on bacpac's car: "Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window".”

“My back hurts.”

“I don't think I am being cranky, but my back is killing me.”

“you know what i hate? when ppl post just to say "lmao" or "lol" and then dont add anything to the conversation (i also hate it when they substitute "convo" for "conversation"). but i love thread degeneration. like now, for example.”

“Hi 2scoops, did you add that complaint to the "Rant" thread? :^D

Hey bacpac, sorry to hear that your back is hurting, really. I recommend visting a horse massage therapist. You might wanna bring your own closed-cell foam pad to cover your back though, those hooves can really hurt.”

“good idea, buck. ill go do that right now”

“LMAO!!! Thanks for the convo, 2scoops!

:^D”

“lol@2poops”

“Are you really that starved for human interation?”

“lmao@2poops”

“I think backpack is a self hating jew....like hitler”

“oh burnnnnnnnnnn

we are really starting to rub off on this youngster : D”

“Why can't I get the image of Buck in a leather jacket crashing a Nerf minibike into Arnold's chicken stand?”

“i think its worth mentioning the irony of tea mis-spelling "bacpac" by correctly spelling "backpack"”

“I don't think I am being cranky, but my back is killing me.

quit whining girl”

“What a switch! For once, I am not making it to the 'hit list' for starting frivolous threads.”

“pumpkins rule!”

“yea!”

“So scorch and tea knew each other at school before she started posting here, right?

Is anyone else getting this vibe?”

“At school? Uh, no. I went to an all girls Catholic high school in Philly... I believe Tea lives in North Jersey.
For college I went to 2 years at URI and then transferred to Arcadia Univ. Tea never attended these schools.

Mistaken!”

“I think we need an FBI investigation into this.”

“bring it on”

“Er.. ah..

Hasn't Tea told you about his...
'occupation?'”