Fire melts Ice Tea

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Scorchy has the trip report”

“where'd you get the clip on hair?”

“oodles of gell”

“hey stikmon, ur liek 40 something, shouldn't u be loosing ur hair about now?

What do u think I am a "lego man", ah those where fun toys”

“TEA! i look like a beast in that picture, thanks a lot for showing it to the world :P

Just teasing... trip report, eh? okay.. well let's see..

tea drove to my house to pick me up, but i insisted on letting him follow me since he isn't too familiar with the area (plus i've been warned about his driving).

went to la stanza's in south philly (italian restaurant). tea had some chicken dish and i had some pasta dish. then went to some halloween afterparty at UPenn that his friend melissa (haha, she has the coolest name) was having. didn't have a costume, cause i wasn't warned that it was a costume party, but it all worked out cause tea didn't wear a costume either.

all and all, we had a blast. and i don't kiss and tell so u'll just have to use your imagination and think whatever you want!

looking forward to seeing him again this weekend at loyalstock!”

“Not sure if it's just me, but the pic isn't showing up.”

“I was expecting Tea to have tons of gold chains, chest hair 9well, maybe not) and that shirt unbuttoned to his navel.

Most biggie props to Tea! He's lazed new ground in picking up chicks! Hell, I would've gotten my ass kicked!”

“I got rid of the hair a long time ago...To quote CSNY..."It was gettin kind of long, and it was gettin in my way".

you 2 make a (groan) cute couple. scuse me while I go puke now...being nice is repugnant to me.”

“artex, its u”

“laqtis, were not all gweedo's in NJ”

“you 2 make a (groan) cute couple. scuse me while I go puke now...being nice is repugnant to me.

We all go a little nice sometimes!”

“hey.. i'm a dego, what of it?!”

“dam tea, you got yourself a hottie! im stunned.”

“Awe! You guys make a good couple. Tea's a good guy. You kind of look like Sarah Michelle Gellar Scrorchy.”

“why can't I get a HOT chick with with red hair????

why why why why why why??!!?!?!?!?!”

“i usually get sarah michelle parker for some reason... hey but it sounds similar!!”

“if it makes ya feel any better.. it's dyed”

“cause I live in south#&%!$ineast Missouri....and all the women here either like to be beaten by thier boyfriends/husbands or like men that drive stinkin pickup trucks, or want men that have tatooes or have been in prison...

all of the above catogories...I fail to possess. sheesh!!!

scuse me, while I go suck my bottle of scotch. I'm depressed.”

“nobody likes a whiner”

“Can we combine these threads and the CMB threads, so I have fewer to avoid?”

“Josh...you gonna make Mt Rogers?”

“i like pickup trucks.. and wait a minute... i have 2 tattoos.. what ya tryin to say?!”

“i'm going tomorrow. i'll stake the place out for you guys.”

“scorch i thought you were talking about me... i scrolled down and saw "michelle parker" that is my name and i have red hair too.”

“Oh nooooo, not another shot of Ben and J-Lo!!!”

“haha.. nope!”

“errr...I'm not saying anything...nope, I'm not at all...

I'm outta here!!!”

“chases after stikmon

GET BACK HERE!”

“Two tattoos? I don't see 'em? Where?

SHOW US YOUR TATTOOS, OR GIVE US DEATH!”

“I see the photo alright.... but it does kinda look like the aliens have landed,

LOL



(stayin' alive! stayin' alive!)”

“this was the day i got it done so it's kinda ointmenty..

”

“How far is it to Grover's Mill from there.... ?”

“sorry, dont' have a picture of the other one.. it's a chinese symbol on the back of my neck though.”

“Sorry! ---- Timing! <G>”

“:P”

“It's a bird... It's a plane... It's...”

“ooooooh -- try this one, <G>...

8Þ

or....

‡Ð”

“okay -- I think I've got it.

8Þ


That better? <G>”

“8Þ”

“It looks like you guys were Awfully Fuzzy the other night.

And Tea's head appears to be only partially attached to his body.... LOL”

“cute couple but it must be real - photo shop would do a lot better job :P”

“The kid looks like Howdy Doody...”

“"cause I live in south#&%!$ineast Missouri....and all the women here either like to be beaten by thier boyfriends/husbands or like men that drive stinkin pickup trucks, or want men that have tatooes or have been in prison......"


Stikmon - It seems to me that you've identified what you need to do. Now get to it!!!”

“I wondered, too, Tilt.....

Oh boy lets sit back and watch "As the Trail Talk Turns" this week... as we segue from the CMBs in Indiana (who are too busy to be on camera now anyway) to the youngsters in Joisey or Philly or wherever they are.

Hey Stikkie...... quitchur whinin' and remember what I told you!!! DOH!

This is great!!! LOL!!”

“Here's an idea for ya, stik. Move on up to Michigan! We've gots our share up here!”

“Im not whinin...I actually like living the evenings in semi-depression...It all goes away though when I fall asleep and wake up in the morning and go to work. M-F I work, then on Friday nite, I get to head to the woods...and start livin again...women only get in the way of the routine. Sex is highly overrated...and Girlfirends cost money...money that I could be using to buy more gear or use towards trips. Thats my story and I'm sticking to it...

but...scorchfire...your bellybutton ring is looking a bit tarnished, could I lick it till it shines like a super nova?”

“Why I oughtta put soap in your mouth!”

“Why, will that make it easier to shine the bellybutton ring?”

“Stikmon = HMWHC member of the YEAR!


Seriously, tho. You need to git your ass up and and come bping wid us. That'll take yer mind off of it!”