Ok mamabear spill it

“whats this about a "wedding date"?
what do you know. i talked to my dawg tonight. he didnt say nuttin”

“2poops i would appreciate it if you didn't start threads for personal communication.”

“But either way, if they do decide, and let me give it to them, there is a year wait to get into the nicest places. I found a place along the Sacramento River, very very nice old Mansion. They can have a garden wedding, they cater all the food there, and bake the cake etc. It really isn't that expensive. Probably 10,000 would take care of everything. They even give out 14 bed and breakfast style rooms to the wedding party as part of the package. But, I need an attorney, to make a contract. For every 100 dollars i spend on the wedding, they have to sign a contract to remain married for two years. LOL”

“i dont think its a coincidence that "smother" rhymes with "mother"”

“What do you do in the daytime? You seem fairly literate. Was just curious.”

“Gee wiz!”

“Okay, do you teach high school English?”

“If you ask me, 2scoops is very erudite, but much more likely to teach irony than English”

“I've noticed that his writing skills are excellent.”

“They are, I actually meant that as a compliment to him.”

“that was pretty damn funny, cnc. i do fancy myself a comedian. mama, youre close. im a frustrated former english major working at a no-brainer job”

“I did publish some poetry once, and when I worked for the state I found office jobs bored me to death.”

“she has her own website.

time to change MINE. looking at hers scares the crap out of me.”

“Post the url.”

“So ya don't like donkey show stuff I take it?”

“I was staying (because I am not "one of those people" but got quickly bored and had to leave.”

“Jeez, all the people on this board stalked her here (we know who we are!)”

“Wow, cool guestbook! heehee!”

“Who cares about her website? You all couldn't wait for her to leave, now you're obsessing about her.”

“Lol Mapleleaf, I just looked at the troll site!”

“treebait did it look familiar?”

“Ya know I've been thinking. (And we all know how painful THAT can be)

It's going to be interesting if it is discovered that mamabeargrr really did leave and mamabeargrrr is really a regular trolling hell out of everyone.”

“They would have to be summarily executed.”

“The thought had occurred to me also HPM. If they were "outed" it wouldn't be pretty.”

“i'll stop now.




i swear!”

“How did you find that site maple?”

“Very good question roam around. Maple...that's a little suspicious! hmm....”

“Well, the lunatic...err...I mean cat is out of the bag.”

“It was posted on This thread”

“OMG that was to much!!! LOL really I am.”

“am i one of those people who "know who they are"?”

“i'm sure you're number 3 on her hit list”

“can any of us truly know who we are? ive done a lot of soul-searching, and gee, theres always a little corner of me that im finding out. so i know who i think i am, but who i really am is often at odd with who i think i am. i know you and you know me, and baby makes three. and then theres the higher self, and the sacred self, and the self self, and the ideal self. so many selfs to know, it can get confusing, like a big spiritual party. sometimes i like to get my selfs together for a big group hug and fondle myselfs, and really get to know who i am.”

“was i supposed to eat the brown acid, or flush it?”

“I'll bet she has a Green Kitchen.


(you remember "Sybil"....)



(and I don't mean 'Shepherd')”

“The DID chick!”

“What a crappy site! No content at all, and very paranoid. What a maroon. Mamaboregrudge, good riddance!”

“schizophrenia, paranoid type with a axis 2 of borderline personality disorder and a splash of mental retardation.”

“Besides which, she's f***ed up!”

“scorch, your such a turn on when you talk all mental retardation!”

“"schizophrenia, paranoid type with a axis 2 of borderline personality disorder and a splash of mental retardation."

LOL! In my profession we call that dual diagnosis.”

“Hmmmm, I wonder why the time on her guest book is set for EST when she's hos out of Cali?”

“it's cause maple is in the EST zone.”

“oh shut up you fools.
Its not me. geez, get your trolls all in order!


LOL”

“Maple, "she" just copied the html from your web page.”

“hey is that a form of stalking(and you know who the he!! im talking about)?”

“"Its not me. geez, get your trolls all in order!"



So exactly which trolls are yours Mapes? Hmmmm? Personally I feel that Mapes is Scrotchy. All those pictures of this beautiful Allanis Morisett looking chick is none other than Treebeard’s and Maple’s concubine. They have one of those Tom and Roseanne Arnold three way marriages going on and thought it’d be funny to use her as a pawn in their trolling exploits.”

“OMG I have a concubine?


well now I just have to find out what that means”

“con·cu·bine ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kngky-bn, kn-)
n.
Law.
1. A woman who cohabits with a man without being legally married to him.

2. In certain societies, such as imperial China, a woman contracted to a man as a secondary wife, often having few legal rights and low social status

3. Scrotchy.”