Mr. & Ms crazy mike

“Newlywed Fairy Tale


the newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party
with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife,

"Honey, I'll be right back...
"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the
bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you know...they
have frozen glasses..."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug
out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding
it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar
they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be
long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out
15 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, dirty
words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, cutie pie?...

"LISTEN UP, DIICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR FUKING BEER IN YOUR GODAMN FROZEN MUG
AND EAT YOUR #&%!$TY SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT,
A$SHOLE?"
and, they lived happily ever after.



sound about right guys?”

“:O! I dont think so!”

“Sounds like my house. Except I get spanked”

“Although i do get him beers and cook...”

“Yes Dear....”

“No scotch?”

“he gives ME the scotch lol”

“Yikes! Do you smoke his cigars too?”

“nope :)”

“Ms...remember our talks about physics..

In one reality your right, in another he's wrong.”

“I agree!”

“And don'tlet him fart in your sleeping bag!”

“BROWN EYE!”

“hehehe in one reality im right....in the other cmb is wrong? That means im right in both realities :) WOHOO!”

“a man's ego has gotta be way to big to believe that one or there is just something wrong with my thinkin. I'd be more like "here's your hat, get...go...leave me alone!!"”

“RIGHT!

Don't forget the saying, whats mine is mine and whats yours is ours.”

“where is CM?

you got him locked away?”

“Bondage?”

“handcuffed in the gear drying room :)”

“Hey Maple what kind of drugs have you been doing today???


8)”

“Oh Crap! My stash is missing!”

“Some, ya know, good $h!t?”

“what did I do :)”

“Stole it!”

“She Fed Ex'ed some of it to me. Can't wait until tomorrow.”

“It wasn't packed in a frozen, dismembered leg, was it?”

“Hope not...”

“No, just bubble wrap. I received my legs earlier today. The package was soaked through with blood, and knee gravy though.”

“Was it insured?”

“No, I have already reserved a new set from the next victim.”

“Efficient!”

“When you have gravy on the knee like me, you have to think ahead.”

“So what you are saying WK is your knees are like mud?


8)”

“LOL all lumpy..”

“No, knees have been drained twice of fluid build-up. I call the fluid gravy.”

“Can you drink it?


8p”

“If I have to, sure.”

“EWWWWWW”