Learn where your place is in life?

“


May 13 1955”

“Amen.”

“Now we know why Artex is single.”

“>:( F that!”

“I'm outta here.”

“mapleleaf, have you learned your new address yet?

Gremlin does the cookin', eh?”

“SO, they were encouraging women to be a little gayer, huh? Look what that got them.”

“I need to meet with her, IMMEDIATELY!




....oh no, she's dead.

: (”

“I suspect it was Betty Crocker.”

“Put another log on the fire,
Cook me up some bacon and some beans,
Go out to the car and change the tire,
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.
Baby, fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers,
Boil me up another pot of tea.
Put another log on the fire, girl,
Come and tell me why you’re leaving me.

Don’t I let you wash the car on Sunday ?
Don’t I warn you when you’re getting fat ?
Hey, Fatso!
Ain’t I gonna take you fishing with me some day ?
Well, a man can’t love a woman more than that.

Ain’t I always nice to your kid sister,
Don’t I take her driving every night ?
So sit here at my feet because I like you when you’re sweet
And you know that it ain’t feminine to fight.

Put another log on the fire,
Cook me up some bacon and some beans,
Go out to the car and change the tire,
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans.

Fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers,
Boil me up another pot of tea.
Put another log on the fire, woman,
Come and tell me why you’re leaving me.
Yeah, come and tell me why you’re leaving me.

--Shel Silverstein”

“You're going to the moon, Alice!!”

“If we could only clone Betty Crocker and Jane Russell into the supreme Wife!”

“The heck with Betty Crocker, I can cook for myself. Gimme Jane Russell!”

“can someone please tell me WHAT the children are doing?”

“My vote goes to Veronica Lake :^{}”

“LMAO @ Artex and treebait! that's a good one, Geo.

as ridiculous as that thing is, and as much of a joke as it's supposed to be, i have to admit that i think that way, at least partially. well, not "think" that way, but behave that way without thinking. now, if he were to "stay out all night," that would be another thing entirely!!! i actually like doing those things, as long as it is appreciated. if it isn't, then all hell just might break loose. i mean, if i'm expected to do it, you can be damn sure i'm not going to.

just thought i would confess!”

“So you're Gay ?”

“46%, to be exact.”

“and how can someone be,

"a little gay"?


- Not that there's anything wrong with that!”

“lyra, im with you...
I agree with alot of it, but it goes both ways.”

“LMAO!”

“Looks like the kids are digging through Mom's purse, looking for crack money!”

“Yeah, we have a great agreement. I cook and she is perfectly willing to eat it!”

“maybe they are laughing at dads.....

ummm you know...thingy..”

“I thought the kids were rifling through Dad's briefcase, while Dad is being distracted by Mom shaking her booty!”

“The 50's were a lot weirder than we thought...”

“and were they any less happy than the wives of today? ;op”

“You should have circled second from the last!”

“What's the first thing a wife does when she gets out of the battered women's shealter?














The damn dishes if she knoews what's good for her!!”

“I thought the kids were dismembering the family dog!”

“"and how can someone be,

"a little gay"?

She's naught butt and skellyton covered in skin.”

“Dog: The Other Red Meat.”

“I was raised by some guy named "Beaver".”

“mapleleaf goes both ways?”

“Yes, both to and from the ER...”

“I do?

it's trees fault!!”

“Which reminds me that Turkey Day is coming up. You all know how Maple fares against dead turkeys. I think we need to get an expedition up to protect Mapes from the deprivations that dead turkeys wreak on her.”

“Well she is in the kitchen,

BUT

not barefoot, the deterioration of family values has begun LOL.

Few misunderstandings even then.
First paragraph "most husbands are hungry...his favorite dish" then it gets irrelevant talking about food.

Para 6, "light a fire...immense personal satisfaction", you bet, now it is on track, a man's one track mind.

Good one Maple, you have the makings of a great researcher.”

“Ah, the life of a homemaker!”

“A mail order bride from China will
treat you like that!”

“for about the first ten minutes or so Elf.”

“Hey, hey, hey, have you guys ever seen Russian brides on the internet?

Some of 'em got good jobs.

Hell, I'll get one of them and I'll do the cookin'!”

“If the mail order don't work out,
you can allways fed ex her back!”

“Like this?

FedEx”

“Sounds more like a servent than a wife. It couldn't have possibly been written by women.”

“HPM dear, no brownie points!”

“LOL you two!!”

“looks like you're in that hole for a while there HPM.”

“?????
It was just an observation.
~sheesh~”

“hpm didnt say anything wrong, its the truth I bet!”