GOING, GOING gone

“Yes, folks! The scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz finally gets his wish!”

“I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin' you could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
And then I'd sit, and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.”

“how much do you think he will get for it?
i think he should have gone on e-bay with it.”

“I bet there are so TT'ers that would pay top dollar for it.”

“so = some”

“braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain”

“Maybe he could be sued for getting drunk.

Ya know, destruction of property.”

“go sit in the corner tom, your out of control today!”

“Thinking Under the Influence?”

“That's how I got through college.”