Friendster

“Just curious... who here has joined friendster.com?”

“what is friendster.com?”

“Never heard of it.”

“Artex are you desperate for friends?”

“Artex is one of the 4 friends that I have. Thanks buddy, you're the best!”

“I don't have any friends. How about you Up? Wanna be friends?”

“WK~~
I don't have any friends either. Will you be mine?”

“Anytime!”

“Is this when you befriend a furry little rodent?”

“No, you go online and share your friends with strangers on the Internet.”

“No, just the name of my new band.”

“Friends?”

“It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?...

It's a neighborly day in this beauty wood,
A neighborly day for a beauty.
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?...

I've always wanted to have a neighbor just like you.
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

So, let's make the most of this beautiful day.
Since we're together we might as well say:
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?
Won't you please,
Won't you please?
Please won't you be my neighbor?



listen”

“I would never share WK w/ strangers!! Not my ONLY and newest friend in the whole world!
;-) heeheehee (evil laugh)”

“i have enough virtual friends, thanks”

“WOW! I am blushing yam!”

“now my day is complete. :-)”

“The great thing about online friends is that when you find out they're complete whacko nutjobs, it's easier to get away from them.

Usually.”

“bit, sometimes (i've heard) it takes longer to figure out if they're whacko or not, though!!”

“no one liked my song?

fine then

YOU ALL SUCK!!”

“Well, sure. We tend to think of the Internet as fast, but even chat doesn't come close to transferring information about a person as quickly as one whiff will...”

“ummm. it's not really your song, though, maple.... ;-)

but. OK, I LOVED IT!!!”

“thank you yam :) you see your my new frined.

so you wont to come over and play?

to the rest of ya's...you all still suck!”

“What is a frined?”

“Anything like Frined Green Tomatoes?”

“now I have 2 new friends!!!
(I know what you meant, maple. I'm smrt! not like bit!!) :-)”

“Or I got frined for running through a stop sign?”

“LOL yam just said that bit is not that smart....”

“frinders keepers!”

“lsoers weepers!”

“Your song was great Maple, can we still be friends?”

“No, technically she said that she is "smrt" (whatever the heck that is).”

“(I was speaking in code, bit, I figured you wouldn't be able to read it and be insulted)

:-)”

“LOL yam...


ok bit here ya go, your newest bestes frined in the whole wide world

ready?

sure?

ok..








”

“go ahead and give her a big wet kiss”

“She'd look better like this:

”

“Half a friend is better than none!”

“dang.”

“Is that lonely or looney?”

“Nice. Try the below link. Don't know how to post it.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/ghettodelta.htm”

“Think I'll wait until I get home to try those.”

“http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/insanity_test.htm

That one is even better.”

“buncha goldurned prevert friendswappers!”

“ummm...I'll be your huckleberry”

“Hey, I've been gone awhile and now i cum back and there is this ignore this user thingy. Wassup wi dis?

By the way, a friend of mine from Thailand invited me to join Friendster but I just could not get with the program. Ended up with no virtual friends at all....”

“You guys have it all wrong! Friendster only connects you with friends/family you have (or at least that's the way it's supposed to work, and is the way I use it). From there, it connects you to their friends/family, and their friends/family, etc. I think it's meant as a dating thing, but all my friends and I mostly use it just as a fun way to be a little nosey, and read the profiles of who your friend's friends are. It's pretty cool.”

“Its like 6 degrees of seperation...

Artex knows my Great Aunt through Bob the Plumber who also dated the same girl as Artex in highschool.....”