Yo Stikmon

“What's with this Denver trip in July?”

“Beware Scorchfire...... get FULL FACTS on Stikmon (and his death defying trip routes) before signing on.

Ok, so, so far he's always returned.... LOL

(And I'd be a-skeert of him and that belly button licking fetish he's referred to.... WAIT! Was it YOUR belly button...... OR HIS?!?!? LOLOLOLOLOL!!!)”

“LMAO! Okay, now you're scaring ME!”

“Stickmon, is a super hiker?”

“Stikmon, you will never have a chance at polishing my belly button ring if u don't answer me.”

“sorry, tea, COMPETITION (even if he could be Scorchie's "uncle"... lol)”

“tea doesn't love me anymore :(”

“Zzzzz”

“.....message relay....he's tied up at the moment....something about polishing a nipple ring at the moment and told me to tell ya he'll get to you asap....and sit tight....

...pssst.....don't tell him I told ya....he's really in a meeting and can't get to the pc yet...”

“how may I service you?”

“dare you ask?”

“if only you were like 12 hours closer...I'd drive the remaining 2, just to be with you tonight.”

“i'm only worth 2 hours? damn!”

“4 hours. If ya want anymore out of me, we really need to talk on the phone and see where that takes us.”

“LOL! I think you just want to hear my voice to make sure I'm not a man before u go flirtin anymore ;P”

“send me your phone #, I'll call ya tonight.”

“tonight's not good... i'm washing my hair.

jk, you got email”

“yeah, I'm washing my hair tonight too. Oh, wait a second.......

Hey Stik - did you read the Loyalsock trip report? You might have a chance since the kid struck out.”

“compared to experience....hahahaha

unlike Tea...I KNOW WHAT WOMEN WANT!!!

cool...maybe I can have a date with someone when I come back east for my annual visit.”

“Is there any truth to the rumors that Scorchy's been letting her bellybutton ring tarnish so it will take Stikky longer to clean it?”

“I like long tedious projects. slow and long vs fast and furious...

thats the difference between men and BOYS!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!”

“uh oh, tea, you gonna take that??”

“Stikmon, ur like napoleone after Waterloo, exilled by the britts on the island of St. Helena; you may have the skills, but yah got no army.....unless theres a purple pill envolved, old man!”

“Stikmon, ur like napoleone after Waterloo, exilled by the britts on the island of St. Helena; you may have the skills, but yah got no army.....unless theres a purple pill envolved, old man!”

“I'm going to keep checking this every 5 minutes untill he posts a comeback...”

“I like long tedious projects. slow and long vs fast and furious...

thats the difference between men and BOYS!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!"
Stikmon


Tea, your "comback" wasn't sufficient to stand up against that! Try again.

BTW...LMAO @ Stikmon”

“ project so thats what it is to u? I hope u wherent using any of these terms to define project: if u are then I think it may be too much for u.

1: a planned undertaking: as a : a definitely formulated piece of research b : a large usually government-supported undertaking
2: a usually public housing development consisting of houses or apartments built and arranged according to a single plan

----
Now that we cleared up what a project is.”

“I think he's planning on an undertaking...”

“I thought he was looking into low incoem housing.”

“I am no project you fools!”

“Tea...your usage of the english language is amazing...it is astounding...and quite frankly...mesmerizing. Obviously, I have met my match when it comes to your engorged wit. And speaking of engorged...you should learn to breath. this way, your overlarge bulbus head can deflate and become more normal looking...

Scorchfire...I'm sorry that we didn't get to talk last night. I was so looking forward to laughing the evening away with you. In place of our talk, I finished packing my pack and doing my bills. I forgot to eat dinner, so instead crunched down some tortilla chips and home made salsa verde.

I;ll try you again after the weekend. I hope that you have a good weekend. try and have some fun.

Tea...I slap you with the glove..."whap". You have been challenged, you insolent pup.”

“unlike Tea...I KNOW WHAT WOMEN WANT!!!

Stikmon
05:56:01 PM
11/12/03

-ummm, someone who can spell?!?


Tea - The purple pill is for REFLUX disease - heartburn... I think you mean the little blue pill - Viagra???

LOL!!!!”

“I don't need no steenkin blue pill.”

“but do you need the purple one?!?”

“I ain't no sissy man...I can bench press 200lbs (once) lol...actually 9 times...hahahaha”

“I can bench press 200lbs (once) lol..
Stikmon
11:16:41 AM
11/13/03

- was that the time you dated lizs?”

“mr capn BOBO!!!

That was an uncalled for remark. and shows that you are no gentleman.

Lizs is a good friend of mine and many other personages in this realm. Your comment is crude and you should immediately apologize.”

“I'm sorry.....”

“sit uboo sit! good boy....”

“I thought the fierce responce would come from lizs re: weight. You go Stikmon!”

“Stick, do u really think if u comand BobO to appologize it will really be heart felt...?”

“I have to say Tea - the purple pill thing was one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time.”

“I would try just about anything to get a rise outta lizs... but alas, she ain't fooled by no bobo.

: (”

“Okay, here the million dollar question:

if u know how to please women, how come u don't have any?”

“Because the women he dates don't think it's fair to monopolize him.”

“what Bit pusher said...

Thanks dude!!! I owe ya.

Because Tea, where I live, women of worth and quality are practically non-existent. The women here are, well, how can I delicately say this...well, I can't, so I won't.

I can say this...backpacking is NOT a mainstream interest in this part of the country.

Does that answer your question?”

“Always ready to help a brutha...”

“where I live, women of worth and quality are practically non-existent. The women here are, well, how can I delicately say this...well, I can't, so I won't.

I can say this...backpacking is NOT a mainstream interest in this part of the country....
Stikmon
02:24:48 PM

I know what you mean, stik.
But be carefull how you say it. Biz seemed to take offense when I #&%!$ed about a lack of 'women of quality' in my area.

Nothing around here but welfare queens and five time divorced with 10 kids.”

“Can I be the princess and you guys can fight over me? I challenge you both to a duel!”

“200 #&%!$ing pounds!!!???!!!

BOBO IS DEAD!!!”