Psycho Squirrel is deceased

“

All that was left of him was his tail in a planter.”

“Good gawd, full size! Urk!

And somewhat out of focus!”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”

“LMAO! I wonder if Kleetn will mourn?”

“Hey buddy, you could hang that sucker from your rear-view mirror.”

“Geobeet you’re not going to fall for the old tail in the planter trick are you?”

“No Buddha, this was Psycho Squirrel, not Kleetn's squirrel.”

“Poor little guy. He's gone off to a better place.. where the streets are carless, the acorns are plenty, and they're the ones chasing kids around with BB guns.”

“Tail in the planter tri....
Why that little @#^%*&$!!!!!!”

“He must have had progeny... somewhere... somehow...”

“you are sooo mean,,


may all of your NUTS fall of your tree.”

“THat's the mapleleaf I know!”

“Geo, how do you know it was his tail?”

“Hey Mapes, I didn't do it. Somebody or something ate the little creep.

How it works is this:

I raised tomatoes

Psycho ate may tomatoes

Something ate Psycho

It's the food chain in action.”

“Its Karma, man!”

“so what is going to eat geo?”

“If you still want those tomatoes, you could eat whatever ate Psycho...”

“A really big squirrel?”

“http://volcano.photobucket.com/albums/v11/Geobeet/fe703101.jpg

It was a scrawny-a$$ed tail such as a squirrel might get by eating the wrong food and not getting the proper nutrition. I tried to warn the little rodent ba$tard, but did he listen? Noooooooooooo!”

“No comment.”

“Wrong paste. I was replying to Capn Bobo!”

“lol...Order is so important here, isn't it?

Threaded replies would be nice...”

“So here i am laying low enjoying the mellow life and studying the philsophy of non-confrontation as taught by Mohandus Ghandi and lo and behold the master of vengfulness, the raja of grudge, the grand wizard of the anti-squirrel league (nice hood BTW), the king of squirrelism (that's Geobeet to you slow folks out there) spreads rumors of my demise and then GLOATS over it.

For shame.
If you'll excuse me I'm going to meditate on the enlightenment of the buddah of compassion.”

“PS I missed you. hows it hanging?


where is your lawyer?”

“It's good and hanging a little to the left.

The Lawyer cut out on me. Last I hear he was working up a class action suite against the velco industry. More power to him I say. You'd be amazed at the abuses Big Velcro gets away with in the third world. They act like nothing will stick to them. Harump! I say, harump!”

“You wold say "crunches!" if I never got my mouf on yer little hed! BOL!”

“Ded tree rats is a wunder full thing!

(o:3”

“BWT”

“squirrle and dog fight?”

“Belle, you're a dog after my own heart!”

“I fight with love and compassion.

Belle, embrace all living things as brothers and give up your hurtful ways.

Oh, and take a remedial English grammer class too.”

“Speak for yourself tree rat. It's grammar!”

“the frigging anamls are taking over the websites!”

“With emphasis on the "friggin" part...”

“the frigging anamls are taking over the websites! Is that why our sqelling is sew bad?”

“I wonder if that homosexual necrophiliac duck had its way with the late Psycho.”

“I spelled it that way so sara can read it



(good save right?)”

“Maybe the duck DID tear off a piece(or two, or three....)and the bushy tail is that remains.



(#&%!$ed the poor thing to death)”

“He's not dead

He's just restin'”

“umm is he up yet tom?”

“E's not restin, E's bloody demised, gone to meet 'is maker, joined the choir celestial!”

“The acid taste will come next summer when the tomatoes get ripe.”

“back from his southern vacation i see.”

“Hey, wasn't he converted into fertilizer a few months ago? He should be pushing up tomatoes this Summer....


Reduce. Re-use. Recycle. (donchaknow)”

“Yep, a poseur!”

“

It is with the utmost sadness that we announce the passing of Psycho Squirrel. It was reported to this reporter that after Geobeet had left an open bottle of Viagra next to the bed, Psycho Squirrel overdosed and died of a massive, terminal boner.

The family is asking that donations be made to the Sycho Squirrel Al Qada Terrorist Squirrel Training Camps in Pennsylvania.”

“Them eyes be buGGin'”

“Little bastard should have had a boner if he OD'd on Viagra.”