Psycho Squirrel is deceased

“That's one stiff squirrel.”

“I'm so glad I decided to take a break from charting....ROTFLMAO! I just SPEWED my Sonic Coke!
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“Sonic Coke......is that like crystal meth?

It looks like life was hard on the little guy.”

“Oh.....it's like.....a burger joint, huh?”

“Reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.”

“So, a little temporary stiffness?”

“Marko is deprived...NO SONIC MarkO?”

“It’s one of the benefits of living in the south. A Sonic Jalapeno Double Cheese Burger, now that’s good eats!”

“A benefit...hmmm... 104 degrees sittin in the car eatin jalapeno's somehow doesn't seem great. They've got killer crushed ice at sonic though...WOW...a diet coke with a squirt of vanilla....BAAAAMMMMMM”

“I don't do fast food..........unless I'm stealin' watermelons or something like that.
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“you can order drinks with no food, I have to stay away from the burgers myself. They've got a pretty good Watermelon Twister or something or other.”

“I drink water with lunch............so boring.

I only eat burgers at home.......1/2 pounders.......extra lean......sweet onion.....just one.

jalapeno.....hmmmmmmm”

“1/2 POUND!? I need more Crestor just readin that.”

“I had two triple bacon cheeseburgers from A&W last night ... not sure how much meat that works out to ... and I drink coffee with lunch.”

“Damn, my arteries got harder just reading that.”

“Damn, my tongue got harder just reading that.”

“LMAO
I knew it!!”

“he's unstoppable!! LOL”

“Heh Heh, he's been swiping tomatoes from the neighbors this year. I didn't plant any, but they did. SUCKERS!!!!”

“i found a dead one yesturday. i went to get the hose to water the garden and bent down and there it was.
freaking maggots and all. BARF!!

no way am i cleaning this guy up. i have no idea how long he has been there. lets just say that it has been a number of days because he is almost flat.

OMG it was gross.

then this morning the chick i work with lifted a paper on her desk and found maggots.....
she killed a fly the other day and never found it until now.

did i tell you i have a huge fear of flies? they are flying maggots”

“Sorry about the Squirrel maple, but it stole my ego and had to be dealt with.”

“That was one hard-up squirrel.”

“we've shot 2, strawberry-stealing squirrels and one woodchuck trying to enter our house via the garden this week..trapped a raccoon last week...let it go in Minnesota (I live in Wisconsin)..hee hee hee”

“Can't very well shoot squirrels in the city, and they know it.”

“Damn straight.

Killer!
We've got your number, just you wait.”

“WAY TO GO MATA!!!!! Next time release a few skunks in Mud Duck land!!!”

“My father-in-law used to trap chipmonks, then drive several miles away and release them in a corn field. He stopped doing that when he figured out that the chipmonks probably beat him home. He's sure that he trapped and transported the same chipmonk more than once! So your critters are probably back. lol”

“nope..I've trapped almost a dozen raccoons over the years and never had one come back...I take them on the other side of the river a few miles upstream where it's wide and fast with really good food sources nearby...I know what I'm doin'.....”