Rich people should take better care of t hemselves

“YIKES!!!!!!”

“Looks like a man, doesn't she?”

“Looks like a friggin' ork...”

“Please, I don't want to look again!”

“Uh, make that 'orc'.”

“Yup she looks like a man-a Manson!! LOL Kinda got that "I got a 45 and a shovel with this cops name on it!" look in her eyes!
Streamweaver”

“nah, she's smirking. i like smirky mug shots, even if she is a no-good lousy recklessly endangering drunk driver.”

“I demand that the same country music stations who boycotted the Dixie Chicks now boycott the Judds.”

“Wynonna Judd
Wynonna Judd
Take a look
What you done to your mug

Wynnona Judd
Wynonna Judd
Why does your face
Look just like crud”

“You're right- she does look like a man!”

“Holy cow! Drink about 16 Budweiser's and she's hot!”

“hahahaha! how could i forget about the best celebrity mugshot EVER?”

“Aero, how'd you get that picture of medusa without turning to stone?”

“WOW! I just drank a 17th Budweiser and that guy looks hot! Thanks, Aero!”

“I can't drink enough Budweiser...”

“She looks like she needs a shave, bad.”

“There's not even enough tequila on this planet to make me think she is hot in that picture.

If I woke up next to her, I would chew my arm off before I would wake her up.

Coyote ugly!”

“I think if I woke up next to her I would kill myself in a manner that would make it look like she killed me, so she would go to jail for what she had done to me.”

“Then you'd chew the other arm off just so you couldn't do it again

Double coyote ugly!”

“If I woke up next to her, I would continue drinking where I left off from the night before.”

“Wynona's Big Brown Beaver

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
and she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said Recognize that smell?
Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats Taco Bell.
Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't pissed for a week.
(And a half!)
Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair.
Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.”

“Yikes! She's not a really pretty woman without her makeup. That's as nice as I could be.”

“Wynnona can rest easy, a much worse picture of another celebrity has come out:












This one:

”

“"You're right- she does look like a man!"
aero
03:45:40 PM
11/13/03


Wynonna and Nick: Separated at birth?!”

“What the hell is THAT, bit???”

“could that be from the new Boy George musical?”

“Hover your cursor over the pic and you'll get a hint, lol...”

“YIKES!

WTF happened to Winona? That must have been some damn strong moonshine!

Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode when they can't look at the really ugly baby!”

“Actually, she kinda looks like a redheaded Yoda?”

“Father Goose, I'm starting to worry about our friend bitpusher.
He found that picture pretty fast..... ;)”

“It was on the front page of the Drudge Report until a few minutes ago, lol...”

“Kinda looks like Bill Murray in drag...”

“But no, it's Boy George in his everyday wear...lol...”

“Oh man, I hate to say this, but Boy George is prettier than Winona. ;)”

“Well, at least he has sense enough to wear makeup when he goes out...”

“he's turning into a bit of a fat-faced queen, mmmmm?”

“We can't all stay young, thin, and beautiful...”

“LMFAO bit! that interview was pathetic!


er uhmmm..so i heard....”

“OK, apparently the above pic isn't of Boy George, but of the performer playing him in the musical.

Boy George looks like this now:



(The pic of Rosie is just a plus)”

“homina homina homina.....”

“That blonde chick looks like Britney...is she Britney?”

“Yah that's Britney...crying during a TV interview...”

“So, which one is Rosie???”

“


Related story:

Wichita Lineman”

“He rang the sergeant's chimes with a swift kick in the cohones.”

“"By the time I get to Phoenix,
Ill be sober..."”

“And the cop's balls will be swollen!”