Has the Day Care Crisis Come to This?

“Woman to hand her baby over to a gorilla
ananova.com

Donna Air and her zoo-owner boyfriend Damian Aspinall intend to place their baby daughter in the care of a gorilla.



The couple plan to put Freya, who was born in September, in the gorilla enclosure at Howletts Zoo near Canterbury, Kent.

They will then let her be carried off by the female of the group.

Neither parent has any qualms about letting their daughter be taken off despite five keepers being killed by animals at Howletts and its sister park, Port Lympne, since 1980.

Mr Aspinall told the Evening Standard: "It is a ritual. I'll probably give her to the dominant female who will take her off and introduce her to the others."

The multi-millionaire said his two other daughters, Clary, 11, and Tansy, 14, had also been introduced to the gorillas at the zoo in the same way.

Both he and Miss Air approve of the plan and do not believe their daughter will be in any danger.

He said: "Why would I not trust them? I know them, I grew up with them. They are my friends."

Mr Aspinall took over running Howletts when his father, who encouraged close contact between animals and their keepers, died.

Since 1980 three keepers have been killed by tigers and two crushed to death by elephants at the two zoos, but gorillas are known for their gentle treatment of babies and children.”

“You don't suppose lyra's parents....”

“lmao, Aero!”

“And winning the annual award for Bad Idea...”

“i heard that, Aero! :-D

now, why are they comparing gorillas to elephants and tigers? that's stupid.”

“I'm having trouble wrapping my head around this one. I know Bush is at fault some how but I'm having trouble connecting the dots. Can the libbys please, oh please help me? LOL!

Nice off topic (non-political) thread violin. I like this.”

“Yeah, I think the gorillas are getting a bum rap! I think they'd make great parents; I mean look how Tarzan turned out!”

“Nigal is right. It's Bush's fault. This brand of gorilla warfare would not be if not for his stupid, agressive foreign policies!”

“Oy.”

“We need gorilla WELLfare in stead of gorilla WARfare. Let's get the printing presses going and get those bananna stamps on the street toot sweet!”

“Right, NIG!


SUPPORT THE BANANA REPUBLICANS!!!!”

“oh, i'm gasping for air here! that was an excellent jesse jackson, nig!”

“What a lazy #&%!$!”