2% minority

“I don’t usually post these spam email things, but this one is pretty interesting

Just follow the instructions as quickly as possible.

Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one.

Do not go back once you have finished one.

You do not need to write or remember the answers, just do it.

You'll be surprised.




Start:

How much is: 15+6


















3+56














89+2


















12+53




















75+26



























25+52























63+32







I know! Calculations are hard work but it’s nearly over...








Come on, one more...








123+5




















QUICK! THINK ABOUT A TOOL AND A COLOR!







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A bit more...












You have just thought about a red hammer, haven't you????

















If this is not the case, you are among 2% of people who have a "different” if not "abnormal" mind.

98% of the folks would answer a "red hammer” while doing this exercise.”

“Believe it or not, I'm "normal".”

“i thought of a blue drill.”

“Orange screwdriver.

I'm abnormal, but I already knew that.”

“I thought about a brown screwdriver. I guess I am 'different' or abnormal. Frankly, I don't get that. Now, if I had been thinking about gouging your eyes out with a brown screwdriver, then I would say that calling me 'abnormal' would be a fair assessment!”

“Isn't "normal" a subjective thing?”

“Orange drill. Does this mean I have a desire to "drill" a Tennessee fan? [shutter]”

“Blue hammer.

I guess I am half normal.


Or is it half psychotic?”

“Wait a minute...


WE'VE BEEN TROLLED!”

“How do you figure, Phaeddy?”

“blue hammer”

“what, Phaedrus? you mean this was just to show that we'll take any stupid made-up quiz put in front of us? DUH!
;-)”

“Yellow wrench.

Mebbe Violin is the only normal one on TT?”

“Violin, you big jerk.

LOL!”

“"Orange drill. Does this mean I have a desire to "drill" a Tennessee fan? [shutter]"
Nigal
09:26:03 AM
11/14/03

Note to self: when hiking with Nigal, pack a sidearm”

“Abby somebody”

“Phaedrus...orange hammer too! Hmmmm....”

“I always knew backpackers were strange!

Maybe this only works via email?”

“oops...I mean screw driver”

“"Note to self: when hiking with Nigal, pack a sidearm"

All right little fella...bend over! It's time for the lawyer to get screwed for a change!

Just kidding...no really...”

“blue circular saw”

“hmmm, I thought of a red chainsaw. What does that mean?”

“Naw, he ain't trolling - this one is all over the net. I looked for "You have just thought about a red hammer, haven't you" on google and the gag is on 104 places (and counting).

see for example: http://www.netlaughter.com/5febuaryfun2/5febuaryfun2.cfm”

“That just means he's trolling the entire internet. I'm not surprized.”

“it means you like long walks on the beach, and murdering people with chainsaws, Aero! aawww, cute.”

“chili, don't pack any cheap liquour while hiking with Nigal either. We don't want you to wake up with a sore ass.

yellow hammer here, as in Ramma Jamma Yella Hamma, Give'em Hell Alabama.”

“Ha! You've got me pegged, lyra! I'd love to put that in a classified ad: Loves long walks on the beach, old movies and slashing teenagers at summer camps.”

“"chili, don't pack any cheap liquour while hiking with Nigal either. We don't want you to wake up with a sore ass."

Hmmm, TT have long memories don't they. I must be more careful about what I say from here on out, even when kidding. LOL!”

“Well, mine was red hammer. I'm agreeing with Violin. Now that's scary. Oh well, it's Friday.”

“Nigal,

Was it you that told that joke? I just remembered reading it and not who told it. I'm afraid we have similar senses of humor. Your pour wife!”

“Is there any affirmative action programs for this 2% minority.

Preference in employment, housing or college placement, Government contracts for minority owned businesses ??

Or do you have to be a major minority to get some preferential treatment ?

<;-))”

“Oops, your poor wife!”

“Dang...I thought of a yellow and grey circuit sniffer...”

“Sniff yer own damn circuits buddy!”

“i thought of a yellow L-square..why...i dunno and that hurts my head”

“I tought of my #&%!$....thats a toool”

“actualy, a red wrench”

“umm did i hear this right, that someone got screwed?”

“hammer, green. Is that more or less odd that I thought of tool first and color second?”

“I actually thought red hammer... and no one I know considers me normal”

“yellow drill, of course at work I was admiring the new line of dewalt tools in a catalog”

“red cigar

i played word association to get that. tool = pe nis = phallic symbol = cigar

but at least i said red. so im half normal, i guess”

“Blue wrench.”

“orange wrench. don't even really want to know what that means!”

“fusia torque wrench.....


i'm skeered”

“BLUE HAMMER GROUP....i also think that the 2% guesstimate is just a LITTLE BIT OFF”

“I thought of a green Black and Decker pipe bender. Or was it a black Greenlee bender? Hell, I forget.”