OY!

“ACTUAL LETTERS THAT DEAR ABBY ADMITTED THAT SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle aged gym
teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two
women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave
their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby
I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for
two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy friend should share
half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get out?

Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every

week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one
night he came home sober.

Dear Abby,
My wife is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental
pause.

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him
to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor!
Now what do I do?

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“Dear Abby,

You suck.”

“'Mental pause', hmmm...”