Female Party Hikers Wanted

“Hello, I'm new here. Someone told me that this was a good backpacking site to find women that hike and party. I'm looking to get into backpacking but I don't want to go with a bunch of guys. They tend to drink all the beer and who wants to watch some fat male slob's a$$ as you walk up the trail? I only want to watch sweet female butt.
Girls with nice racks are especially wanted. Oh yeah, what kind of gear should I buy? That's why I put this post in the 'Gear' catagory.”

“Hey Buddha Bear, did you change your name ??

;)”

“sounds like Rad”

“Congratulations on being the worlds most obvious troll : )”

“any of us will do.....we're all female hikers with nice butts and big racks....

that girl violin would be a great choice....e-mail her”

“sounds like a 12 year old almost teenager to me.”

“Do any of you women have pictures? You can send them to me by way of my girlfriend's addy. Just do it before 9:00 PM east coast time so I can erase them before she gets off work.”

“i'm tellin ya, violin's one hot lil biotch....she gives out too”

“You might search for PhatLuvBunny”

“I'm beginning to think this is not a serious backpacking site. Maybe it's a gay site. From all the men answering my posts this site should be called www.thefudgepacker.com”

“It's gotta be Violin cause they're looking to get into hiking.”

“Cool Breeze is the name of a trailer park where I live.”

“musta been a boring Sunday, huh?? Hey, I ran a nail into my finger.... errrrrr... vice versa... THAT was exciting. I am waiting to see if my poor right index finger falls off, or what.

I was dusting above this bathroom cupboard in my apt. and YOW!! %^$@^&@!$#&$@#%^$@!#$ That's what I said. Couldn't figure out what I had done. Thought maybe it was a sliver.

BUT NO, it was a small nail just sticking out. I did have a tetanus shot this past summer, so I'd think I'll be OK. There's just not much feeling there now. And yes, :-), I will watch for red stripes of nasty infected blood.

OOPS!! OMG, sorry for the thread degeneration.”

“

Yes, they call me the breeze
I keep trollin' down the road”

“that sucks lizs - hope you get better soon and that it does not get infected - as for hyjacking this lameo troll's thread - no problem”

“Sooooo, lemme guess... You got your name Cool Breeze because that's all you ever get to feel from women...a cool breeze as they turn and run from you as fast as they can?”

“I could be mistaken, but lizs, ... shouldn't you be reporting to the "Injured TT Reserve List"?? I'm pretty sure that's where that post should go... sorry to hear about your ^%$#*#@! boo boo! Hope it stays clean for you, and heals quickly!

Oh.. nice troll.. or is it torll name ... whoever you are...”

“I hope you live! ;o)

I was in my kitchen today, sitting on my four year old's step stool and petting the dog. My ex-boyfriend came over and asked why I don't get a chair for the kitchen since I live in there like a hermit. I thought, huh? I guess it is my favorite room in the house and it is where I spend most of my time. What I really want is an island in the middle. I should have had gojo make one for me when he came to visit.

Hey gojo! If you pass through Michigan on your way home, I've got a job for you! :)”

“All the cool people hang out in the kitchen.

”

“This site is not what I expected. Someone gave me the impression that backpacking was a fun activity but from the sound of it you're just a bunch of old kooks whining about splinters and other aches. And from the posts of the two women they sound like some real losers. Bet they have to shave their backs. HAHAHAHA!”

“riiiiiiight”

“LOl.....nice to come home from work to......hahahaha”

“Work? On Sunday?”

“Bet they have to shave their backs. HAHAHAHA!"
cool breeze
08:33:13 PM
11/16/03

I thought guys liked women with long hair. I thought they liked to run their fingers through it. I never thought to shave it. hmmmmm... maybe that's why I never get passed the swimsuit date.”

“Cool Breeze is the name of a trailer park where I live."
StickmanWalking
03:36:20 PM
11/16/03

That doesn't look right when seen in print. I should have said Cool Breeze is the name of a trailer park in the town I live in.”

“Hey I like to party on the trail!

Thing is...I'm not stacked, I have a big fat ass, and you can bet I'd drink all yer beer. As for what kind of gear you should buy - MY gear what else?!

=D”

“lol @ Twigeater..You kick um butt girl.”

“Hey Sunny....... losers unite, eh?

And my poor,poor finger? I have someone to kiss it and make it better. But we'll see if that wards off lockjaw or not. LOL!

Also, twigeater sounds a lot like me.....”

“omg...trekkingirl just called twigeater a buttgirl......

lizzy...like my dad always told me....you have to use your left hand every once inna while....”

“"omg...trekkingirl just called twigeater a buttgirl......

I DID NOT!! I DID NOT!!”

“"lol @ Twigeater..You kick um butt girl."
trekkngirl


i think you did...”

“quit yer fighting you two! I'm sure I'm both, whatever a "buttgirl" may be...

trekkngirl, did you check out the two Maine trips on the trip page? (winter and summer) Hope you can join us again! And lizs, you should get to Maine sometime as well.

=D”

“lizzy...like my dad always told me....you have to use your left hand every once inna while...."
Stratdewd

Ummmmmmm... what was that in reference to, I mean that you were using your right hand and ... then... had to resort to using your left??”

“WTF?!!!!
"This site is not what I expected. Someone gave me the impression that backpacking was a fun activity but from the sound of it you're just a bunch of old kooks whining about splinters and other aches. And from the posts of the two women they sound like some real losers. Bet they have to shave their backs. HAHAHAHA!"
cool breeze
08:33:13 PM
11/16/03

Imo, it sounds like you're going to fit in well here. Welcome!”

“You're slipping dude! Not me. :)”

“Walking Stick Man, you can admit it. You live in a trailer park.
Trailer park resident = LOOOOOSER!
And as for the rest of the women posters here. Let me see the pictures. If I don't see the proof I'll consider you HOGS.

Now as far as gear. My grandmom gave me $1500 to buy a tent and sleeping bag. I told her that's how much they would cost. I'm thinking a three person tent. Yeah that's right, me and two girls. But not fat girls. I don't want to have to buy a three man circus tent. I think I should buy a V25 North Face. Ever heard of them?”

“Buy whatever you want, just remember you have to carry it. Three person tents are awfulllly heavy.

I'm okay with you thinking I'm a HOG. I've met one Hog from this site and he's a pretty nice fella.


Lizs, sounds like you were awfully motivated yesterday, (dusting on TOP of the BATHROOM cabinet)! Who dusts in the bathroom?! lol. I hope your finger feels better quick.”

“Violin's sister is pretty cute. Maybe he'll post her picture.”

“somebody had to get the looks in that family! lol!”

“what is with your-all's obsession with Violin's body? sheesh.
:-D

Pathman, you ass-monkey! i made you an Extremely Belated Birthday thread, and you didn't even see it!”

“Cool Breeze! I see you are scoring reallllll big with the women here. Let me help you. First, visit Violin's web site. Next, call this mama. She's aching for ya!


”

“sassy who said I was going to carry the tent? That's what the chicks are for. They can divide the weight up between them. I'll carry the beer.

Treebeard is that your mom or sister? And what kind of name is treebeard? That is about the stupidest name for a backpacker I've seen on here. It doesn't even make sense.”

“OK ... all together now ... on the count of three ...


one


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two


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three


*click*


bubye el lameo”

“you can't just post pics of nigal at will. did you get his permission?”

“pathman is right... it DOES sound like me, but it ain't.

it sounds like lyra's love monkey.”

“Hog on Ice you'll take me off ignore. You don't have the balls to keep me on ignore.”

“Cool breeze, I have a feeling you said that to me when we were introduced a few months back under one of your other troll names. You worded your response the same way...”

“Click!”

“raddy, maybe if you came around here more often, people would accuse you of trolling more. jeesh!”

“What a crybaby. HAHAHAHA! Couldn't take a little joking. Click sure. You'll be back. Still a stupid name. You have to be a real dumba$$ to think of a name like that.”