TT'r with the biggest pack, 2003

“bbinkley”

“He wins hands doen.


I will never forget the Jordan River trip and the RRg trip his pack was bigger then he was.


8)”

“Biggest pack weight to body weight ratio....maybe Ice Tea.”

“Sir Hikes-A-Lot
Baby Got Pack

Oh my god, Becky, look at her pack
It is so big
She looks like one of those hiker guys girlfriends
Who understands those hiker guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total hiker, ok?
I mean her pack
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so hike

I like big packs and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a big pack in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that pack was stuffed
Deep in the zip-offs she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that pack you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that ripstop on my skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines
saying flat packs the only thing
Take the average hiker man and ask him that
She gotta pack much gear, so

Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the pack (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy pack
Baby got pack

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
Cuz titanum parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
hikesalot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos hikin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna hike
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A lot of dayhikers won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the miles on

So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got pack

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Backpacker and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that pack
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the pack need to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Lightweightzone says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Freezedried Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the pack is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-hikesalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got pack”

“bbinkly”

“LMAO HPM!”

“Believe it or not but some of my Boy Scouts and it re-wrote that song on a week long hike.

Gotta dig those guys.”

“Who has the smallest package?”

“Nominate HPM and his Scouts for a Grammy”

“80/130lb ratio.....”

“Tea don't lie!









You don't weigh 130lbs! Well maybe with your pack on!”

“lol”

“ME!




oooohhhhh, I thought you said who had the biggest sack...... Sorry, wrong thread...”

“Phil was carrying a monster on the Sierrapalooza trip.”

“bbinkly's pack weighed 72 pounds on a trip in Michigan. He never complained either.”

“How could he complain, 49 pounds of that were miller light in plastic bottles and brats!”

“He's not a TTer, but he definately carries a large pack sometimes (100lbs). Notice the fully-loaded GoLite pack attached to the top of his other pack...did you ever think GoLite intended their ultralight packs to be stuffed and attached to another pack?

”

“That's pretty fuct up.”

“Yeah, and that guy hikes mostly off-trail (bushwhacking)...insane.”

“That's nuts and headed for self destruction.”

“Backpacking with Jimmy Hoffa pieces in your pack isn't cool or admirable.



Backpacking with pieces of Sirpete in your pack will make you the life of the party!”

“glad i am remembered.”

“How dare you interrupt our fun, ya damned lurker!”

“1st time i logged on in over a month”

“bout' time, quit working so hard!”

“That guy is ridicimus.”

“opening up in 1 more week. Things are slow as hell in the south.”

“I just found out this past weekend that your in my town finally.
Welcome!”

“up on the square. i guess i should of called you. I'm there almost all the time now. opening up probably the day before or the day after thanksgiving. name of the retail store is " Bink's Outfitters" phone # is 615-895-HIKE. call me when you get a chance”

“Cool”

“I should be somewhere on this list. My pack always seems to be bigger than most other hikers that attend TT trips. Big doesn't always mean heavy though and mine is mostly bulk, especially now since I've been moving more toward synthetic insulation. I like big packs and hate compression sacks and a wrestling match trying to stuff bulkly gear into a small pack when it's cold out.”

“Monkeyboy had a big ole LL Bean pack for the Maine trip a little over a year ago. Biggest one I've ever seen, but it looked comfortable and it didn't slow him down. I doubt the dude in Dub's picture could say the same, he might as well have strapped a refridgerator on his back.”

“From what I've read, might it be cottonsocks on her first backpacking trip????

LOL!”

“I pulled about 75 pounds out of Martins fork when leaving TC3.....


a five man tent, three sleeping bags, and all of my gear....

I deserve this award dammit!”

“I suppose there's already been a "TT'r with the biggest rack" thread, and Matt has already deleted it.”

“Towndawg's got everyone beat!!

I know a non-TTer that has Towndawg beat though - HE PACKED IN 3 LIVE LOBSTERS, Wine, Cheese, Hummous, Shrimp, Crackers, Cookies, I don't know what else, but it made my 2 nighter on Hannah Mountain up to Gregory Bald splendid!”

“he fed you lobsters and wine before sacking out in the woods...


I bet you had a "splendid" night.”

“I have to nominate myself for packing a case of beer back up into Yoho for our last night on the trail.”

“Chili!! NO way!!! I was scrumptiously fed well AND I slept in my own tent. My compensation for him was my company - teehee!!!”

“I am going down the hall and laying the law down with cottonsocks.

If I haul lobster, wine and cheese in on any backpacking trip, she better have those sleeping bags zipped together before I get the meal done!”

“OOps, read that wrong....its pack.”

“I pulled about 75 pounds out of Martins fork when leaving TC3.....


a five man tent, three sleeping bags, and all of my gear....

I deserve this award dammit!"

I am going down the hall and laying the law down with cottonsocks.

If I haul lobster, wine and cheese in on any backpacking trip, she better have those sleeping bags zipped together before I get the meal done!"
chili36

Honey, forget getting in the bag isn't there cotton fields near by?”

“Chili how do you know how much it weighted. You broke the scales remember?”

“my pack is always huge. 50lbs on the Mt Rogers trip and I weigh in at 147. 1/3 my body weight. In RMNP last year with Stalker, my pack was tippin 60lbs.”

“Ive never had a pack over 25 lbs”

“Hey Chili, I thought you took the shuttle out of TC3 ;-)”

“Hey dub,,,,the shuttle was a couple of uphill miles away.

I didn't see anything in this criteria about how far I lugged the damn thing.

;-)”

“I know, I was just pulling your chain. I once carried a 65lb pack in 90F weather over rocky terrain for 8 miles...it was the worst backpacking trip ever and I only averaged about 1mph. I definately wouldn't want to carry a 75lb pack up the hill from Martin's Fork to the shuttle, even a couple miles--it would suck.”