Trail Talk to Allow Female Bi-Sexual Tri p Page

“After much lobbying by the HMWH Club, TT Homosexual lobbyists and kodiakman, Matt Johnston has allowed the creation of a seperate trip page for female bisexual backpackers. After much negotiations with the HMWH Club leadership, the following rules and conditions shall apply for the new trips page:

1. There must be a ratio of two girls per guy on every trip.
2. The women must share a tent with a male.
3. HMWH Club members shall be moved to the top of the waiting list.
4. Clothing shall not be permitted in the tents, warmth will be provided by body heat.
5. Current or former hooters girls are limited to 20 lbs. packs.


Thank you Matt! :)”

“I'm still not carrying their packs.
(Unless it's fewer than 10 miles)”

“Sheeze, the next thing you know homosexual marriages will be legal.”

“

5. Current or former hooters girls are limited to 20 lbs. packs.

Might need a lottle more beer!”

“Woooooo Hooooooo”

“I love it!!!!!!!!”

“I'll carry it!”

“less beer! their already hot, u dont need beer to help”

“no but they'll need beer to get them into a tent with chili and buddha...for me they'll only need a sip from my nalgene of water”

“Opie has been drinking already.”

“I guess Ms Opie won't be on those trips?”

“This may be the best idea I've ever heard.”

“*slaps opie*”

“So what's the freakin' URL?”

“ROFLMAO (with pepsi violently shooting through the nose)”

“i'll submit to tenting with a pair of fbb's, which will undoubtedly be welcomed since i've been an apprentice lesbian for quite some time now (just gotta keep practicing, mebbe i'll get it just right next time, or the next...)”

“ALL HAIL TO KING BUHDA BEAR! THERE IS NONE HIGHER!”

“I new that it would happen some day. I have been dreaming for this day for many years now. Thank you almight one!”

“oh goody! we're going to have to start packing pillows too, girls, for the pillow fights! tee hee hee!

by the way, EAT IT! LOL!”

“Let's see.....a 20# limit....ok now a can of crisco and a plastic sheet weigh about 18 oz.

A can of beer is roughly 12.8 oz (including can)

so...with those approximate valuations,,,,considering a 4 pound pack....

I figure you can get an 18 pack in there with the rest of the necessary gear.”

“Is that beer one of those "Lite" brands?”

“i think i'm going to hurl.”

“I guess Ms Opie won't be on those trips?"
Roam Around

Chili want be on those trips either!!! He has enough to take care of at home. You cant handle another young blood.”

“LOL!

I guess I don't have to ask about the HMWH strategy for their recruitment drive.”

“"Let's see.....a 20# limit....ok now a can of crisco and a plastic sheet weigh about 18 oz.

A can of beer is roughly 12.8 oz (including can)

so...with those approximate valuations,,,,considering a 4 pound pack....

I figure you can get an 18 pack in there with the rest of the necessary gear."
chili36

Chili want be on those trips either!!! He has enough to take care of at home. You cant handle another young blood."
cottonsocks

Chili got busted!”

“Speaking hypothetically, if a TT college male knew some( lets say 3) bi-curious college-age females that fit the profile listed above...and got them to sign up and attend a trip...does this automatically qualify the college male for membership in the HMWH Club?”

“Dub, just asking that hypothetical question is proof you're fit for membership.”

“Why do I even open threads like these?”

“So bitpusher, how would one go about joining the HMWHC?”

“Gotta go to a meeting. I don't know when the chapter near you has meeting though...I'd say to ask Buddha Bear, but it looks like he's gone...”

“Buddha, must have been thinking of tarabull when he came up with this thread!?

What could he have been thinking?”

“Come to think of it,,,,I think the betamid that BB and Tarabull shared at TC2 did have a plastic sheet in it.”

“i gotta get one of this beta or megamids...first goose and skully and the rolls of ductape and extra tent stakes...and now buddha and tara on a plastic sheet and crisco....miss opie..break out the credit card...poppa wants a new tent!”

“PJ parties are fun :)”

“Uh, I have a aluminium litre flask for wine and a 500 ml Nalgene for home-made Slivovitz and a four person tent.

Also, I'd like to apologise right now for such an UnCanadian burst of tastelessness (Is that a word? Hey, I'm just an English teacher.)”

“If opie gets a megamid, his odds drop to 3:1 before it is shipped...


1:2 after the first use.”

“Is wolfeyes leading this trip?”

“oooohhhhh mmmaaaannnn had to get in on this one.”

“one girl ain't enough, jack...ya better make it 3.”