Savage Gulf 1/16-18/04

“You will not need that 0 degree bag then div.”

“LOl.hahahhah.........”

“Ewker, I'm good. I just got invited to the Titans xmas party tomorrow, so hopefully I can make out with all the football players :-)”

“embear has obviously never seen "North Dallas Forty"...lol...”

“embear, which one are you going after, let me guess D. Bennett”

“Naughty embear needs a spanking! ;)”

“Hey, if I am coming from the north, how do I get to the ranger station Friday morning? Is it off of TN-56?”

“Personally, I like Eddie George, but I think he likes men. Rocky Boiman is kinda hot. SS, you are a the naughty boy who needs a spanking! Maybe Ewker can help you with that:-)”

“From I-24, take exit 134.
Take US41 east through Monteagle.
Continue on US41 to Tracy City. Turn left onto TN56. There is a light and a sign for Savage Gulf at that intersection.
Take TN56 to TN108 and turn right onto TN108. There is a sign there as well, indicating a right turn to Savage Station.
Take TN108 through Gruetli-Laager to TN399. Bear left onto TN399.
Just after you cross into Sequatchie County on TN399, you will see a sign for Savage Station. Turn left and drive into the Savage Station parking lot.”

“How do I get to the ranger station from the South?

Hey, y'all help me talk divinity into coming on this trip! I offered to swing by and pick her up on my way up Friday afternoon.”

“I thought we were starting from Stone Door...”

“Stove, I take a sorta complicated route from Huntsville (using US64) to get to essentially the same spot those instructions start at. To keep it simple, take I565 into Huntsville, and stay on it until it turns into US72, then continue on US72 until it intersects I24 in Kimball, TN. Get on I24 going west, and follow the above instructions. They will get you there.”

“We are, but I think we're meeting up at Savage Station Friday morning and shuttling every one to the Stone Door station.”

“We are, but we have to meet Savage Station to shuttle over to Stone Door. I guess we could just walk back though, j/k”

“LOL..I have asked for that weekend off...so I may get to come....but it's going to be cold....brrrrr”

“Hey divinity, want to share a tent? I can keep you warm! Hee hee ;)”

“Thanks Bit!

I am bringing spirits Div, that will keep you warm!”

“EVIL spirits???”

“I'll bring chocolate!”

“wooo hooo StoveStomper..(blush)

or we could bring my 4 man tent and everyone get in.....I get dibs on middle(wink)”

“I'm bringing sprits AND chocolate!”

“LOl..Almond Joy???”

“I didn't realize I was organizing an orgy!”

“divinity - is that a reference to yam and embear....Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't”

“sure, whatever you like.”

“LOl...hahahaha...no I have to be coaxed to hike with almond joys .....(so I hear)”

“I like Mounds.

WK, alcohol is strictly forbidden at Savage Gulf, so don't go waving it around...lol...”

“I can see divinity is going to be VERY popular on this trip! ;)”

“define popular.......”

“With my daughter, it's Snickers...lol...”

“"I didn't realize I was organizing an orgy!"
dayhiker
04:53:56 PM
12/11/03

LOL!!”

“Oh you are right bit, no alcohol!
No sprits for this boy, nope, nada, none (the rangers lurk here on TT).”

“ok..I have heard these words mentioned about this hike..
fire
saw
spanking
fighting and now...
orgy....
I may be too old for this hike....
LOL..hahahha”

“divinity - Just a normal group TT hike. ;)”

“Crap! Oh well I will just get loaded up a couple of days before and hope it caries over.”

“Not to mention that embear's brother is a ranger there.”

“(I bet she's a narc!)”

“bit--
not to worry, her ranger brother is even more dimwitted than she is!!”

“Oooh, this is shaping up to be one really good catfight...”

“yam, that was mean.......but funny.”

“I just got in trouble for laughing to loud”

“All humor is cruel at some level.”

“(i am just joking, really!!*)



* or am i?”

“Wish I could get off Friday and join you guys but I know I can't. Trying to figure out where I can meet up with everyone Sat morning. How safe is Collins West parking and could I get someone to bring me back to my car?

Yam & Embear, when are you driving down? Friday night or Sat morning. Want to meet and drive down together.”

“Don't worry about the liqour, WK. As long as you're not acting like an ass, the rangers won't hassle you. I always take a little 'anti-freeze' along.

Stove, I think you and I will be the senior citizens on this trip unless Ewker shows up. He's older than dirt. ;-)”

“Hey Father Christmas, as Lyra says Eat it :)

It will be good to see you again, it has been a while. Hope it is cold enough to try out that -5° down bag”

“I saw where you bid two pigs for yam.
I afraid embear has become a discipline problem. She doesn't take well to threats of spanking.
embear isn't as big as yam but she is just as fiery.
I would be willing to let embear go for two pigs.
Make me an offer.”

“Sold, Stove. Two pigs for embear. If she's smaller than yam, she'll easily fit in my hammock with me. I may not need that -5 degree bag after all...”

“Deal, dude! ;)”

“If this hammock's rockin', don't come a-knockin'...



Gawd, I hope Mother G doesn't see this...”