EMERGENCY MEETING *HMWHC*

“I demand the President of the Club, one Buddha J. Bear resign immediately.

He is no longer a hater.”

“I think he already did on the other thread.”

“So, um.....





( gosh, it is quiet in here ... )






NOW what do we do??? :-(”

“It is a power vacuum at the top!”

“I'd rather be voted out. :)”

“I don't guess you want me to lead your defense, do you, bro.”

“did they vote you out too?”

“I say we install Joe Rogan and Doug Stanhope as interim co-presidents.”

“You know, I was never a member here, but I've decided to lead campaign for reform of HMWHC.

I'll be gathering petitions at winterfest.”

“Where is the Sgt. @ arms? Get that candyass Phaedy out of here. What a drooler.”

“You can't silence progress, gentle... err MEN.”

“cottonsocks,,,,I gave it up for you darlin.”

“I'm not a member either, but they let non-members come in and say things from time to time.”

“"You know, I was never a member here, but I've decided to lead campaign for reform of HMWHC.

I'll be gathering petitions at winterfest."

Take your damn labia and get the hell out!”

“LOL!

I will gather signatures and have your CHARTER REVOKED!!!”

“I did not get much out of this thread since bacpac and nigal are on my ignore list..... never mind”

“What a complete sissy.”

“Dang Pheady, you already have NAMBLA and now you want to take over this too? You can't be pres of two clubs at once! LOL!”

“So can people move out and back into the club as circumstances change?”

“BB is proof that guys can't live without us females ; )”

“Me and Khatru...we don't need no steenkin women.”

“That's it, Stikmon, we're through!”

“Time for the heavy artillary boys...

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, one to change the light bulb and one to suck my dick.”

“DOH!”

“If Buddha Bear was hooking up with some little girl that is too frail to backpack than I'd say, Yeah, Give him the boot. He's hooking up with Tarabull for Christ sake. Not only is she HOT but she can Out Hike most of the guys here!

Not only should he remain in office but I think he should be paid more.
Buddha Bear is most deffinatly a dude to be looked up to!”

“I say he goes.”

“The coup is over, I will now retake command!”

“do you need tweezers and a magnifying glass?”

“MAYBE IT WOULD TAKE TWO HEHEHEHEHE
(EVERYMAN'S DREAM)”

“Get me one too, and pass the chips Chili.”

“Beer hell. Pass the whiskey.”

“Damn, for once we get a little excitement around this place, then **wham** parties over.”

“I'll have one scotch, one whiskey, one beer....”

“While the short lived poweer struggle had some interest in a narrow, shallow sort of way, I'd say you're (we're) All TOAST!

Waaaaaaaaah! It WAS fun, however, wasn't it? I mean for a while, eh?”

“A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a
response on the monitor when she touched her.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy
as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out
of
the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the
curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife's
room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.

The nurses ran into the room. " What happened?" they cried.

The husband said, "I guess she choked."”

“i'll have to share that one, BB.”

“LMAO!”

“"If its any cosolation, I wanted to believe it was true. :("
Buddha Bear
09:55:13 AM
11/20/03

In reference to the "fictitious relationship" from yesterday...”

“choked...funny...dang shiela went and gagged to death. bummer.”

“LOL! At Buddha's joke.

Still - I gotta say HMWH are a bunch of hypocrites if they let Buddha stay after the horrible thing he said.”

“"Now everybody knows, once and for all, that Tara and I are not an item, we are just good friends."

Buddha Bear
09:48:06 AM

What HMWH could be "just good friends" with any woman (unless 1) she was his sister, or maybe if 2) she was ugly as sin and had a heart of gold.) - let alone anounce it to the world???”

“I'm now the leading contender...
"Me and Khatru...we don't need no steenkin women."
Stikmon
05:40:33 PM
11/19/03

This is scarey. Somebody call the ASPCA, quick.”

“There is a countdown thread for this ;-)”

“I saw that new movie of theirs, with my kids, this past weekend. There's a couple of nice "towel" scenes.”

“Have you seen them lately?

Last time I saw them on TV they both look anorexic and slightly buzzed.”

“you guys are too much...”

“Gotta keep us up-to-date...”

“Clicking though the channels yesterday, there was some dip on the entertainment channel talking about which movie made the most money last weekend... saying, "'Van Helsing' drove a stake into the Olsen Twins!"

Maybe their deal with Satan expired, LOL”