Official Betting thread

“Tom Eagleton was certified sane by a psychologist and they kicked him off the ticket in 1968.”

“The psychologist passed me, but the neurologist wants to start me on pills to try to improve my short term memory.

I am tempted to reject the medication. If I go ahead with it, the neurologist fills another chair in the waiting room and earns more money.”

“Tell them you forgot about it.”

“They asked several times, "Do you love your mother?"

The psychologist passed me, but the neurologist wants to start me on pills to try to improve my short term memory.

"Do you love your mother?"

"Yes."

"Do you love your mother?"

"Do I love who?"

"Do you love your mother?"

"Of course!"

"Do you love your mother?"

"What was the question?"



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“Am I nuts or going nuts?

I went nuts a long time ago, I just don't care anymore.”

“odds on Towndawgs Memorial Day weekend hiking happening at Davenport Gap”

“Be nice, Ewker.”

“Being the official odds maker, I would open it at about 250:1”

“long time till Memorial day, those odds will be all over the place by then”

“Be nice, Chili.

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How 'bout the odds on his having a heart attack going up Baxter Creek Trail? Seems to me that he is starting to push his luck.

Sorry, TownDawg. That's based on the most recent picture in which I've seen you, plus my own experiences.
last edited: 4/26/06 1:45:17 PM”

“Dang you guys are harsh! Poor Towndawg, he ets no respect. ;)”

“odds on me being in the woods this weekend 2:1
odds on me, miss opie, and soko being in the smokies next weekend...a sure thing!!!”

“yup it is still here


so once again I am the offical Trail Talk Bookie....”

“ummm what are ya'll betting _on_”

“I bet I will get drunk and make an ass out of myself at another family wedding tomorrow evening.”

“let me know if you need a keg stand spotter”

“It has been awhile since I have done a keg stand.”

“it's been a while since i've even seen a keg”

“Just bring beer. After those punk teams from the places like Ohio and Illinois get there @sses handed to them on the field, you might want something to make the pain go away.”
chili36
2:57:56 PM
6/19/08”

“whoes head will explode first tomorrow..


Left (Dem)

or

Right (Rep)”

“Which head?”

“pop goes the weasel”

“Some of us are more concerned about the country.”

“So what's the line?     McPalin plus 20,000,000?”

“LOL @ Tilt
all I could think of was Zappa...”

“whoes head will explode first tomorrow..

All depends on the grip. If your head explodes you're doin' it wrong.”

“ewww your all horn dogs!!”

“Dear, why does my johnson look like an orchid?”

“What am I doing here in the Resource Cafe with my ex-wife?”

“Dear, why does my johnson look like an orchid?”
Nigal
5:50:19 AM
11/04/08


LMAO, I have been asked a lot of things in my life, but never a question like that.

*giggle*”

“MarkO: 2 to 1
T*lt: 3 to 1
Ped: 4 to 1
Stovie: 50 to 1
XL: 99 to 1
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“Odds that they will vote for the persoin who is elected President in 2012?”

“Why do libbies HAVE to turn every thread into FUEGO?”

“

Pick a Date for Noncomp

He likes big blondes but we're afraid he might be accidentally stepped on like a bug. So lets help him out before its too late.”

“kind of like you stove posting ANYTHING on gear threads.”

“After the legal hookup he could change his name to "Mr. Little Darling Dagmar"   < Ha >”

“LMAO! While I prefer the name "Mr. Honey", how can I resist that leopard suit??”

““Why do libbies HAVE to turn every thread into FUEGO?”
Stovie
8:39:45 AM
8/26/09


NC is a libbie?”

“
Logic?

What?

”

“Diamond Lil's rasslin' shoes are really hot, but the name Dagmar does it for me.”

“But Dagmar is short on dagmars.... ifyaknowwhatimean.

_{so sorry about that PUN....}”

“Ta-ta, laddie....”

“Vile has rather strange tastes in women.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.”

“Well he spend so much time with guys dangling 'their stuff" in his face he just wants a date he can reciprocate.”

“Odds that the "get up" thread is the first to record a million views:

1:3”