Official Betting thread

“See Miss Opie's above revelation about a clock. Looks like the Opie odds should be adjusted?”

“7000:1??? c'mon, i believe in my relationship more than that... it's funny... i get crap from you guys, the one's with the experience all saying i'm making the wrong decision or whatever, but i might as well find these things out on my own. We always talk about our wedding, and who's invited, we talk about our house and where we're going to live... and I believe every bit of it, I'm living my life, i love her... some things are just so tough, i had a long day...”

“CMB calms down, Matt removes the offensive thread and CMB settles back to 1:10

Opie (who is unusually silent)gets an unexpected boost from Miss Opie who disclosed the clock is running 7:1

Not enough information from Geobeet to adjust odds....holding steady at 10:1

We still can't rule out the possibility of Buddha Bear attemting a double reverse 30:1

Simer discloses more information and moves to 1500:1

Ice Tea still can't figure out how to get the sleeping bags zipped together and remains at 7000:1

bacpac remains the only true rock in this place and the book remains closed as there is still no way in hell he will get married before any of the aforementioned....Book remains closed on bacpac"”

“For background information see Ocala 3 thread....


Odds of Pennsy flying to Tampa and riding to trail with Artex

10:1

Odds of Pennsy flying to Melbourne and riding to trail with nowslimmer

25:1


Odds of Pennsy flying to Orlando and riding to trail with Tango 2:1

Revised odds on Pennsy flying to Orlando and riding to trail with Tango if he prefers to hanging out with a good looking woman as opposed to sleeping with Artex's kayak

1:20”

“You're doing great, chili36.
LMAO.

Guess I was disqualified from that previous bet on who takes the plunge first. Probably because of too much experience. But I am going up to stay with My Old Flame in Minnesota in 13 days. She just asked a biggie, "Wow much do you love me?" Good thing my experience lets me handle questions like that with ease.”

“How, not Wow.”

“those are good odds! :)”

“LOL”

“Keep it up nowslimmer and the oddsmaker will have you posted on the big board in no time.”

“I don't understand why NS isn't on the board already....”

“CMB 1:5

Opie 6:1

Geobeet 10:1

Buddha Bear 30:1

Nowslimmer 50:1 (and subject to fall fast with further disclosure)

Simer 1000:1

Ice Tea 7000:1

bacpac 999,999:1”

“Disclosures will be started soon. Right now I'm trying to download photographs from Walmart for the first time.

Hey, I see pacpac is back in the running. Remember, he came right out and proposed here on TT. There is probably someone around that might say yes to him. If he starts doing that again, the odds should drop fast.”

“the mere fact that everyone has at least the possibility of finding a mate is what keeps bacpac on the board


Odds remain as posted”

“I bet the odds for CMB will change fast if Papa Bear comes on line. Heck, where are our trolls? They could have a ball. I doubt they retired, like tilt suggested.”

“That is funny Nowslimmer.


By the way we are going to plan to get hitched by Mid-Summer 2004 so we will have a invite for lots of TT'ers so we will keep eveyone in the loop.

8)”

“CMB - When I learned to drive a car in Chicago, the rule was, "He, who hesitates, is lost!"

So don't delay, do it today!”

“Nowslimmer is going to come back engagged! He's going to win the bet!”

“or better yet he might come back married!”

“I have herd that somewhere before!



8)”

“let's moves tea's odds to 10,000:1 since he forgot my birthday :(”

“

Early odds on who takes the plunge first

It appears that a definition is needed. Just what is a plunge? Is it a marriage or an engagement? If it just means, "get lucky," the game ended before it started.”

“OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



8)”

“ill take even odds on bacpac moving to california and having a disgusting fling with mamabear”

“Odds of Pennsy flying to Orlando and riding to trail with Tango 2:1

Revised odds on Pennsy flying to Orlando and riding to trail with Tango if he prefers to hanging out with a good looking woman as opposed to sleeping with Artex's kayak

1:20"
chili36

Odds on Pennsy flying to Orlando, getting picked up by Tango, and never making it to the trailhead:

pretty damn good”

“And then your alarm clock went off...”

“Hey! It's MY dream. You stay out of it.”

“That is a sick thought Stormbringe!!!!


8-----------BARF!”

“Is mamabear hot?”

“shes hot for YOU”

“So my odds are improving:-)”

“how much reality can a guy take...thank god for the new victoria secret catalog...Im happy again.”

“You did that in the bathroom right Stikmon.


8)”

“where else would one go?”

“There is a Victoria Secret store right at Sunrise Mall if you are from my area. You can go see the merchandise for real. He he he”

“Well the bedroom might be a start!


8)”

“living and breathing female partners, not paper and plastic.”

“Agreed!


8)”

“You are one of the very nicest persons in here. You have wonderful manners and your personality is far above any others. You will find your sweetie, just have patience. When you find her, she will be a very lucky gal. However, do not look online for a gal, go out into the real world. Book clubs, single events are great places to meet women. That way, you can see them in person and really get to know them. That way, you will know they are a con-person.”

“poop!!! now, I'm gettin mad. and we don't want that to happen, now DO WE???”

“Obviously, she is a troll of bacpac.”

“Get mad get MAD!!!!!!!


8)”

“mamas hittin on stinkmon! o MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSS we wants the shiny old lady yesssss we do precioussssssssssss”

“That is gross!!!!


8o”

“I refuse you two to respond to any nastyness whatsoever. SO, if you want to behave that is another matter. This is notice to all, you are mean to me once, that is it. Igore you go. Because, I happen to actually enjoy a few people in here. And I would like to carry on discussions without the 13 year olds chiming in.......bye”

“stikmon is mine”

“Glad you have someone special. I am married.”

“no hes mine!”

“Then please do all us 13 year olds a favor and go to another message board.

Or better yet take a 1 min hike seeing how you can't hike becuase of your bag legs and all.

8)”

“I tried to call you last week, but you weren't home...so, I went to the BR and read. hahahaha


I'm on ignore!!!! oh goodies...now I can really play, and she'll NEVER know. how simple it is to piss em off...really...it is. I'm sooooo good.

and #&%!$wiper...stay away from the LOTR references...thats my territory. dang upstarts!!!”

“lotr= lame or terrible reading

preciousssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss”