Official Betting thread

“It appears that a definition is needed. Just what is a plunge? Is it a marriage or an engagement? If it just means, "get lucky," the game ended before it started."
nowslimmer
11:47:49 AM
11/23/03

Plunge = marriage for purposes of these odds”

“2scoops - LOTR is awesome... wtf are you talking about "lame" or "terrible." Your ass is grass, buddy!

Stikky - email me and I'll give u my personal cell phone #,.. I haven't been using my work cell lately.”

“CMB 1:5 (odds expected to remain steady)

Opie 6:1

Geobeet 10:1

Buddha Bear 30:1

Nowslimmer 50:1 (and subject to fall fast with further disclosure)

Simer 1000:1

Ice Tea 20000:1 (he forgot to call and forgot her birthday, odds expected to slip steadily throughout the week)

bacpac 999,998:1 (bacpac gets an unexpected endorsement from mamabeargrr thus improving his odds slightly)

if the stickmon/scorchfire exchange escalates, stickmon expected to enter the pool at 25000:1”

“Thanks for the clarification, chili36. It is still early for you westerners, so you probably have not had time yet for
Disclosures by nowslimmer. ”

“CMB 1:5 (odds expected to remain steady)

Nowslimmer 10:1

Opie 10:1

Geobeet 20:1 (not enought data to support cutting the odds)

Buddha Bear 40:1

Simer 1000:1

Ice Tea 25000:1

bacpac 999,998:1”

“I have the one phone call rule, if you ain't there when you said you were gonna be there, then ce la vie...

so much for phone sex...victoria secret...here I am."
Stikmon
09:07:04 AM
11/24/03

Stikmon not expected to have odds posted anytime soon.”

“I wrote:


Wow! ... Would you believe that I can blush? You have my ego so high I may float up to Minnesota.

Be prepared! I plan to isolate you by surrounding you with an ocean of love and I am going to be the only island to which you will be able to cling.

Thirty years! Wow, we have a lot of hugging to catch up on! ... once my arms are around you, I don't plan to ever let go of you.
Is that Stikmon back there taking notes? LOL."
nowslimmer
01:10:56 PM
11/24/03



CMB 1:5 (this week)

Nowslimmer 5:1

Opie 15:1 (Opie's silence is becoming deafening)

Geobeet 20:1 (not enought data to support cutting the odds)

Buddha Bear 40:1

Simer 1000:1

Ice Tea 25000:1

bacpac 999,000:1 (odd reduction sparked by mamabeargrr's attraction to bacpac)”

“*Realizes the less he post the "better" my odds get*...

chili..are you trying to tell me something?”

“Actually, you are remaining at fairly steady odds.

You slipped in this past round because it clearly looks like you aren't making many tracks toward the alter.”

“Reading this thread makes me burn with jealousy. I can't deny it any longer. I think I'm in love with bacpac.”

“Well... Tea saved himself... flowers were delivered this afternoon. His odds are better now :)”

“My odds might not be better, but I prevented them from dropping significantly.”

“Chili...i get a job in nashville and 2 good solid months paychecks and your bet will payoff...now i just need to hope this thread drops like a stone before 5pm”

“We are going to plan for late summer or late fall to get hitched.

Of 2004.


8)”

“CMB 1:5 (this week)

Nowslimmer 5:1

Opie 10:1 (We can only expect he will get a job in Nashville pretty quick)

Geobeet 20:1 (not enought data to support cutting the odds)

Buddha Bear 40:1 (we still can't rule out the double reverse)

Simer 1000:1

Ice Tea 20000:1 (flowers never hurt, but until he figures out how to work the zipper, we can't expect much here)

bacpac 998,000:1 (first is was mamabear, now Buck is coming on strong to him)”

“"Chili...i get a job in nashville and 2 good solid months paychecks and your bet will payoff...now i just need to hope this thread drops like a stone before 5pm"
OPIE
02:40:48 PM
11/24/03


really??? pleasee.. someone help him find a job!!!”

“i'll see you all later.. i'm gone to look at job boards online!”

“Opie sure dun it this here time!”

“with the universe...when an ancient octogenerain fossile like nowslimmer is gonna get him "some" sooner than I am. That is just WRONG!!! and YES I am taking notes...teach me oh Old time wanobi

I guess I have much to learn. but, I would certainly enjoy practicing even more.

and 2 turds...I have nothing more to say to you...I've pretty much run out of things. I tried to keep it civil...but you make it impossible. so, I must therefore try even harder. I won't succumb to your immoral behavior...even though it would be so much fun and oh so easy. you are and shall forever in my heart remain a ....














PUTZ!!!!!”

“THEN SHUT THE FU CK UP!”

“Did I miss something between the 2 of you??”

“It's a lovers spat.”

“it's sexy”

“Stikmon - When you're properly aged and mellowed, you may be in demand. Good luck.”

“It appears that Stormies reform just went down the drain.”

“oh nowslimmer. May you always remain slim...thank you for your blessings of hope.”

“I was the ONLY one that wished her a real happy birthday! The rest of you are posers...

Scorch...I love your voice. have a great evening.”

“;) thanks, love”

“holy crap....5:30 hits and i have 20 job posting e-mails from miss opie in my inbox...LMAO”

“yeah and you better get busy applying!”

“smack that whip!”

“one was for taco bell..you want me to shop for your rock at Cracker Jack?”

“QVC has some deals on cubic xyrconia. If she really loves you she won't have it appraised.”

“Better change that I.D. from Opie to TOAST.”

“yeah but if you got a job at taco bell you wouldn't have to spend money to feed me!”

“OPIE,


Tick, Tick, Tick, etc...”

“aw man.... LOL”

“Was laughing my little gay toosh off. Okay, I'd like to add a bet about me and Stormy starting a love nest within one month after we hike together. He is such a peachy dream fairie, but wish he wouldnt bring women into my string with me. Right love muffin? Keep those evil bags out. So i vote our odds, my love stallion to 1:1.”

“Bama...i know just the wedding gift from ya....*grins*...and one of my other specifications before i plunge is that i have to have more friends than family be able to attend...”

“CMB 1:3(cold weather set in upon our California girl)

Nowslimmer 3:1 (with the love letters he writes, he will be at even money in another 24 hours)

Opie 8:1 (Miss Opie will have him employed in Nashville in no time)

Geobeet 20:1 (not enought data to support cutting the odds)

Buddha Bear 40:1 (we still can't rule out the double reverse)

Simer 1000:1

Ice Tea 20000:1 (he is struggling, a few lessons from nowslimmer and a good dictionary should improve his odds however)

bacpac 998,000:1 (a long shot, but hey, even a blind hog can root up an acorn every now and then)

stickmon : not yet on the board, the odds makers presently feel bacpac has a better chance to score....stikmon's desparation hinders his chances of having any chance of getting lucky”

“*points at marc and dies laughing* uhh sorry buddy..damn chili your ruthless...and i heard ice tea sent flowers this week...”

“flowers? well, that is a consideration, it might move him back to 19000:1”

“If ice tea sent flowers, I'd check it out carefully. He probably ordered flour.”

“...or possibly some flooring.”

“or flounder...”

“You seem like a fine southern gentleman. Miss Opie must really enjoy being courted by you.”

“Us betting folk need the odds on Mapleleaf vs. the dead turkeys.”

“Are we talking simple injury here or should there be multiple odds for all possibilities of a Mapleleaf injury?”