Official Betting thread

“I have dropped out of the race”

“you are never out of the race, and I can assure you, you odd will still be better than stickmons”

“Watch that disclosure stuff NS, you could jinx it, according to Artex's scheme of things.”

“What is everyone betting on?”

“Maybe i can pick up LHC and improve my odds - whaddya say?”

“Simer! You bad boy!”

“simer, WTF? you want to make out with Buddha Bear?”

“No telling about some people's tastes.

Say, wasn't stikmon going after LHC?”

“stikmon goes after everything”

“buddha bear's a lonely hiker chic? I always thought that guy had deep seeded problems”

“I think LHC is Buddha's clever troll, but he got busted using a pic someone dug up.”

“Clever?? yeah, in the typical portrait of a troll as a young female hiker sense, wouldn't 'clever' be a little more original?”

“Buddha Bear couldn't tell the truth if he was standing between two angels!”

“CMB 1:1, even money

Opie 4:1 (being in the same city cut the odds)

Nowslimmer 8:1 (lack of action reports hurt the odds)

Geobeet 20:1 (not enough data to support cutting the odds)

Buddha Bear 100:1 (sooner or later the dating service will hook him up with a winner)

Simer 1000:1 (but a sleeper folks, I predict rebound love on the horizon)

Ice Tea 250,000:1 (getting hooked up with a prison b!tch doesn't count)

bacpac 750,000:1 (even a blind hog can root up an acorn every now and then)”

“Odds that Stove Stomper can win the tin can stove contest at sipsey:

I open the odds on Stovie at even money given his research in the matter.

Father Goose opens at 2:1, but somehow I feel he will train heavily for this one folks, it should be an interesting event.”

“LOL, chili. Stove hasn't taken up the challenge yet! To tell the truth, if I were betting, I'd bet on Stove. Truth is, I'm just hoping to learn something.”

“Two souls joined together in the beginning of their creation.
Split apart by the divine forces to one day again find each other.
Two halves of one whole
Two parts to one soul
Words could not express what you meant to me.
Lyrics cannot sing the feeling I got when you were near
No artist could capture the expression when I was around you.
No actor could take the place of you.
You took my breath away and gave me sweet thoughts in my head
Thoughts that were not there by anyone else.
Thoughts that gave me chills of happiness
Thoughts that could only be given by someone so special.
You were the one I had my eyes on.
You were the one who held up my heart.
You were the one who had music following him.
When fate took your path away from mine worlds collapsed
Gods died
Winds stopped blowing
Rain fell with silence
The earth closed her eyes.
I grew up.
I became someone who could take care of others.
I never forgot who I was or where I came from.
I never forgot you
You, the one who was so close to me
You who were always in my thoughts and prayers.
You returned one day and completely shocked my world one more time.
But alas it is all for not.
For since fate has brought our paths to meet once more,
I still have to watch through glass as I did in the past.
Change is brought upon by seasons.
Love is an emotion that changes.
The size of the heart decides the love.
If fate brought our paths together once more
Then there is a reason fate needs us to intertwine
Fate talks in funny ways
I am here for you
Fate decides it so.”

“Nowslimmers got "medication malfunction."”

“MamaGoober needs an enema to clear her mind...”

“WTF? ... LOVEly poetry, Grrrrrrrr! LOL!”

“The only poems I like to hear have the words "girl" and "Nantucket" in them.”

“Man are you confused...”

“omg...some of that was beautiful tho.........”

“FG,
I think your right. I just reread what I posted. Is it too early in the day to say I've been drinking?”

“Thank you divinity. I find that when poetry comes from the heart and the soul its usually beautiful.
Somtimes its very draining.”

“I'll bet Dunadan pulls up the Ban Violin!!! thread sometime today.”

“Not from where I'm sittin'. LOL!.

MamaGoober, the only thing draining form you is your pustulent pestulence...”

“(whispers) Is that a troll???”

“Jeesus, Di, get a grip, girl!!!”

“a grip???....where exactly.....

LOL.....hahahahahah”

“I can't go there. Mother G is watching, LOL!!!”

“Hugs to Mother Goose!!!!!

I just couldn't resist!!!!”

“Your another one that just won't mind your own business and let someone have an decent adult conversation without insults aren't you? Divinity complimented my poetry and that was just too much for you to bear wasn't it? You just can't stand to see someone treated with respect and dignity can you?”

“Did MamaGoober say somethin'??? I have her/it on Trollbegone...”

“I wonder why poetry was entered on the betting Thread???”

“Trollin', trollin', trollin', keep them trolls a'rollin', TROLLHIDE!!!...”

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Nowslimmer 8:1 (lack of action reports hurt the odds)

Action you want! OK, here's action: I just discontinued all telephone communication with her, reducing us to just letters. Things were going real good, with plans for some time together next June. But a sudden shift has moved us downhill a rung on the ladder, maybe two rungs.”

“There went those odds out the window. Jimmy the Geek you're not Chili!”

“sorry Nowslimmer :(”

“Dang,Slim, major bummage. Wha' happened???”

“NS, so something happened when ya got home from the weekend? shoot!”

“Don't be sorry now he's free for you!”

“yeah our odds are moving up! what do we get if we win? Yeah CMB and Miss CMB are engaged but what are they waiting on? They already live together, why not go ahead and get married?”

“married....OMG

don't say the M-word”

“Hey Chili! Sounds like the time is ripe to add Gojo and his little 'Elly Mae' to your odds list!”

“Well that would depend on what State Gojo is from.”

“Very long odds. I think she already turned him down.”

“Odds might be better with Sarabelle and Gojo.”

“So, Gojo likes it 'doggy style'?”

“Who doesn't?”