Official Betting thread

“With a real dog, Bit?”

“Well, that's different...”

“I knew you'd see the light!”

“<retch>”

“Of course, gizmo would get jealous and that could result in some nasty bites.”

“The poodle bites,
The poodle chews it...”

“Of course, if your date is a dog (the pulchritude-challenged type, not the canine type) doggy style means you don't have to look at her face...”

“Ill take all bets 2 poops does not finish the AT hike!”

“Don't worry about it Matt. I know a good bailbondsman.”

“moving this back up to the top. well chili, how are the odds?

i'm missing my man right now and i had to bring this back up :(”

“I miss my man,.. he's kinda across the world right now and haven't seen him since Feb. 2nd. : (”

“I need to catch up on all the news before I can adjust the odds.

Where is your man, MO?”

“Charlotte, he could possibly be gone for 3 more weeks! What am I going to do?”

“That was the wrong question to ask...”

“Hey quit yer whinin!
My guy's gone til December : (

We can b-tch and moan together.”

“Oh damnit. I set myself up for that one.”

“I see a whole new set of odds that need to be posted.”

“It's a long shot, but I just wrote a letter to My Old Flame. I doubt the fire is out, yet. By stirring the coals, it might be possible for a warm spot to flare up! And I do expect to be in Minnesota in late June.”

“Having been to Minnesota in January, I would think June is a better time to visit.”

“What are the odds of Pete Rose not gambling?”

“Odds chili36 will be hunting a new job if things don't lighten up around here soon.

Even Money


Life is too short for this #&%!$.”

“"here" = my workplace, not TT”

“maybe yall should go "shopping"?

I was gonna post a link, but decided against it.”

“Damn, chili, that sucks. That thought has been crossing my mind a little too, but just when my idiot QA person insists on demonstrating his ignorance. I think I can deal with it though.

Maybe you need to hire new subordinates?”

“Scorch.. OPIE and I have had a long distance relationship for 2 1/2 years, we've been together for 5 1/2. We both finally just got back in the same town and now he has a job where he will be traveling alot. I know its for the job but its still hard! I was so excited to just be back in the same town. See where I'm coming from?”

“hey bitpusher... are you going to traildays this year????”

“Hey...no I don't think so, sorry. If I change my mind I'll let you know...I saw your message on the Trail Days thread.”

“yes if you do, please let me know. you should find a babysitter for the kids for the weekend and bring Jan!”

“MO, I know exactly what you're talking about!!!”

“chilimeister, I recall when you took that job, you said you wouldn't let it run your life. It's doing that. Focus on what's important, such as paying for the kids' education vs. being there for the kids now and enjoying life now. (Most likely, money for school will show up down the road anyhoo, right?)

OK, end of smarmy sermon. :-) And keep that blood pressure down.”

“ill bet i can eat a box of snickers bars in one hour”

“bite size?”

“yeah im bite size

but i prefer to be nibbled upon”

“I like to take chunks if I bite. Watch it, troll.”

“What are the odds?”

“are rashes involved(sp) at all?”

“i'm on a diet, so I am starving. I can eat ya a box of snickers bar (extra large size) in 30 minutes.

beat that sucka!!!”

“diet?? pssh.

odds that mapleleaf passes out in less than an hour 10:1”

“hey thats not funny!!!
ok true, but not funny”

“Odds that StoveStomper will now come to Trail Days since Carlette is coming. 2:1”

“...I don't meet his age requirements. My b/f meets mine
:D”

“your stock just plummetted....”

“Hey..I ain't no super tramp in real life...gotta keep it real.”

“Naw...........
To far to drive.
The age requirement is negotiable.
What's a year or two along friends? ;-)”

“...whats your age?”

“Carlette - Not quite old enought to be your daddy, 49, but I can still burn the trail when I want. Just ask currahee or fonsi18. ;-)
I'll be able to join AARP and get a discount next year. ;-)”

“...the b/f is 49 as well. Relax..”

“Dangit Carlette, you ruined the odds by mentioning a b/f!”