This bird's for you

“Oh by the way, all you mother hating, alcohol guzzling, loud mouths:

May the best turd hit you! I have the arial advantage and will be dive bombing you all weekend. And, bird crap is really hard to get out of hair LOL>”

“Oh yea! I got some BUCK shot with your name on it.”

“i don't take a giant bird dump into your last remaining items of food. That is, before I poke your eyes out baldy.”

“Don't worry, I am a crack shot and I never miss.

By the way, last time I check, I still have hair unless you see something I don't.”

“I see that tiny space without hair that you've been very cleaverly giving the comb over! HA HA”

“DAMNIT! Don't tell people here. I always hike with a hat cause I get quite embarassed. I did not want people to know about this yet.

What kind of bird are you?”

“better hope he is not a turkey!”

“MMMMMMMMMM deep fried turkey!”

“ewwwww yuk”

“all you midwestern/southerners will come down with coronarys eating stuff like that. Please midwesterners, introduce yourself to veggies. Holy cow! That does not include corn!”

“what about us notheasterns ?? I demand to get pooped on!”

“Gee, birdie, I'd like to help you out!


Which way did you come in?”

“I like to use 4/10 & 20/20 for birds the best part is when you get to see all the feathers fall from the sky!


8)”

“I prefer to shoot them with a camera. Just my personal preference. Live and let live. Oops! Scratch that. Better is, to each his own!”

“ROFLMAO!”

“We know you love to kill things. One of the red flag traits i mentioned to the police.”

“For god's sake, do not eat pork. That is a midwestern thing, and it is icky.”

“Okay first off, you know what?? Get a #&%!$ing life. Don't you have better things to do than go to a backpacking forum to #&%!$ on your daughter and her boyfriend???

Second off,.. I wasn't going to reply to ANY of these godforsaken threads, but you've gone way too far with this bird thing. I have 4 pet parrots and I'm extremely insulted that a sociopath like yourself would even use the word BIRD in her trail name... wait, I guess I can't really say trail name, cause you don't even hike. But anyway....

Also, don't #&%!$ing stereotype people who like the outdoors as being either midwestern or southerners... I was born and raised in Philly and even though I'm a "city girl" at heart... I'm addicted to the outdoors. So go piss on yourself.

You know... at first I thought you were really cool... wow, I wish my mom was cool enough to get into backpacking... but now I know that you're insane. And I sure am glad my mother isn't like you. She'd never disown me no matter how "horrible" my actions were. That just isn't how blood runs in my family...

And what's wrong with being an alcohol-guzzling loud mouth anyway?!?!”

“~backs away~

whew. go gargle or something, mel.”

“breath mint?”

“What's a matter? Don't like getting drunk off my fumes?”

“I'd like to go down as saying I NEVER thought mama was cool. Pathetic, yes. Cool, no.”

“baby, i get high off your love”

“I second Ivygirl on that one!!”

“: "So go piss on yourself." - Scorchfire

This would be an easier suggestion to accomplish if she was a guy. I guess she could stand on her head and then go, or something, I dunno. Just thinkin' out loud... carry on.”

“i always thought she had great taste in men!”

“BOR-ing.... Do you think you guys could jazz it up a little? I'm acclimated to a higher hostility level now.”

“ScorchFire,

I get the impression that when they talk about the way the blood runs in that family it's literal.”

“Apparently... it's dispicable.”

“As they say... a woman scorned...”