michael jackson tries to flee

“ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!

Run Michael Run!”

“ROTFLMMFAO!

OMG - ROTFLMAO again to HPM's response!”

“I really think he should raise the seat. He can really mess up his knees riding that way. Hey, he didn't wear his one glove!!!”

“He could also mess up his..... ah, nevermind.”

“That would be a GOOD thing.”

“No air in those tricycle tires...maybe he likes the feel of slaps on his nutz.”

“Ya think he's got nutz?”

“According to at least one boy, he must.”

“He's such a freak!!!”

“Someone should take a childhood photo of him and put it through a computer aging process just to see what he's supposed to look like.

What he looks like in that picture they've been showing on tv is beyond bizarre.”

“Looks like he might qualify as a Circus Clown!”

“HE is INNOCENT!!!”

“AS OJ. Hehehhe”

“take that beastard out into the Arkansas woods and shoot his fother mucker brains out. and then leave the body for the kritters to devour. FREAK doesn't even begin to come close to what he is...MONSTER would be more close.”

“Santa Barbara Sheriff's Office:

”

“That is one ugly mug.”

“Michael Jackson is 5'11" and only 120lbs?! I bet even the kids he's molesting kick sand in his face.”

“"Race: B"....can he legally change his race to caucasian? He looks white to me.”

“eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!! FREAKY!”

“Above all guys...it is simply sad.”

“i give him about 10 minutes in a real prison....”

“They will never put him in a real prison...of that I am sure. Especially since there is no way for them to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is guilty. But even if they did it would be easy street for him.”

“Micheal Jackson
Sex: M

should've been "Yes, with young boys"”

“i think he'll prolly get off like OJ did. if the condom don't fit, you must aquit!

if convicted, i predict he'll dissapear in exile to that neverland of US respect and admiration.....france”

“AP NEWS - The Pope has forgiven Michael Jackson but he informed Mike that if it happens one more time he will have to become a priest.”

“now lonewolf, THAT was funny AND it was the right time and place.

youre learning, bub.”

“they get more sex that I do. Maybe I should enroll in a seminary and become a priest...but wait a sec...they do little boys...I want REAL women...what clergy should I study? HELP!!!”

“Complexion: unknown

I see they let him keep his make-up.

I wanna see the computer aged likeness.”

“I wish I could be locked in a cell with, his sweetness.........................Ithink he's cute”

“What's in your jello?”

“That sick perv needs to be locked up and never seen again!!!!


8|”

“You talkin' about Jello Fog or yourself?”

“Now Tom................he he he he he”

“Arf!”

“Neather!

The one the Threads about!


8)”

“CMB & MJ in a cell for 10 years.....whose the b*&ch”

“What about charges for the parents of those boys.

1) Reckless endangerment of a child comes to mind.

I think that this is an attempt at a shakedown that went wrong.

Boy 1 gets molested and his parents get xx million dollars to go away.

So what possible motivation does parents of boy 2 have to leave him with MJ ??

Charge the parents with pimping a minor, attempted extorsion, and blackmail and throw their sorry asses in jail, perhaps they will get the experience they set up for their child.

A tiger acts like a tiger, put a child in the tiger cage and expect the kid to get mauled and eaten.
A pedophile is a pedophile, what was the parental motivation to put their child with a known millionaire pedophile ??

Note I say millionaire, not wealthy, not rich. MJ is very poor person in spite of all that money.”

“I agree, the parents of these kids who spend time with MJ need to go to prison. Unfortunately if all the parents who put their children in ridiculously risky situations went to prison, you would have to release all the murderers and thieves in order to make room.”

“I saw Law and Order yesterday. Their case was pretty simular to what's going on with MJ right now...

Anyone saw it?”

“I saw that episode of Law and Order a few weeks ago. When the MJ thing came out it came to mind. We talked about it at the office a good bit. A co-worker saw it as well. Pretty strange.”

“there once was a pop star with money to spare
so he cut up his face and he grew out his hair
he starved himself skinny and drew on his eyes
and wore surgical masks (as if that's a disguise)

he made upbeat music and grabbed at his crotch
in videos weird and disturbing to watch
(just notice my moves! my feet are so swift!
and *squeeze* here's my #&%!$, if you get my drift!)
he clutched at himself and he thrust his slim hips
he wiggled one glove and he twisted his lips:

"just leave me alone, just leave me alone
i'm human like you," the press heard him moan.
"i've got wants and desires, and needs to be met
and a primate companion named "Bubbles" to pet.
is it really so wrong that i have lots of toys?
that i look like a woman and like little boys?"

"yes," said the D.A.,
and "yes" said the cops.
and "yes" said the press,
as the other shoe drops.

a conference was called and the gauntlet was thrown,
"no, we won't--no we can't--leave you alone,"
the district attorney he growled to the press,
to reporters, and cameras, and parents distressed.
"the court of opinion has already tried you,
your ranch and your zoo and your money can't hide you.

so come out, come out,
wherever you are,
come out, come out,
international star."

thus mikey surrendered,
he turned himself in
while vowing to fight
'till the bitterest end:

"i didn't do it!" he swore to the crowd,
to the mob of reporters unruly and loud.

"i groped at no kids and i pinched no boy ass,
i made no displays lewd, disturbing or crass.
i squeezed no young buns
i did ogle no lads--
nor hug them while naked
or look at their 'nads.
i nibbled no nipple nor copped any feel,
my intentions were pure, my affection was real."

but they led him away to be strip searched and 'printed,
while the public digested the words he'd presented.
do you think that it's true? do you think that he meant it?
is he harmless and charming, or warped and demented?
is he friendly and helpful, or naughty and lewd,
does he love little children, or just like them nude?

mike posted his bail and absconded with haste
running away from the charges he faced
hiding with lawyers who'll work on his case
and kiss his rich booty all over the place

will he end up in jail? will his lawyers prevail?
will the charges prove bogus--a tall nasty tale?

(it's not that it matters, if truth or if lies
we'll be hearing about it the rest of our lives.
each daily newspaper, each radio station
and all network channels that cover the nation
from cable to modem to satellite feed
we shall see that damned face and our eyeballs shall bleed).”