HERE IT IS: What men talk about on the t rail!

“Shuddder!!!! And it's all about crack. And we ain't talking drugs, here, ladies!!

This one's for YOU, Pepperdog!

Men yapping without much thought... make that... ANY thought. Hey.. YOU wondered!”

“I like to fantasize about the ultrahot psychobabes from California when I'm on the trail....”

“Shoot....I hike with the UPFC all the time Tilt...LOL!”

“Cue Ed McMahon ---

"How... Psycho... Are... They?"”

“(I have to ask because the psychosis factor can rise to a point where the law of diminishing returns kicks in... no matter how hot they they may be, <GRIN>)”

“it all depends on the choice of standards - a women may be perfectly sane by female standards but be a whacked out psycho by male standards”

“HOI Speaks The Truth! LOL”

“well, mamabeargrrrrrr grrrrrr grrr would be ample evidence of psycho woman!!

No, no.. people, go to the thread that's linked in the first post. Men are very bizarre last on some Friday nights!!! >8-O”

“Must be a west coast thing.

Even when Artex was carving little stick people and setting them up around the campsite I'm quite sure the subject of crack in any form never came up.”

“You recognized her from the description in my initial post... LOL

Yeah, that other thread was obviously going to Hell at a rapid rate so I bailed before anybody's CRACK appeared. Save that for the Limbaugh Thread, okay guys?

I'm having some difficulty translating that last sentence into English... Little Help, Please? <G>”

“thanks for the insight, lizs. I guess I will never know what men talk about when there aren't women around but I have a hunch.”

“Men are just happier people - What do you expect from such simple
creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas
station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100. People never star at your chest when you're talking to them The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood -- all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never
have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your
clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same
hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails
with a pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in
45 minutes. No wonder men are happier!”

“LOL LOL!

Funny stuff.”

“i have never talked about any of this stiff on the trail...”