I hate Turkeys

“It's that time of year agin. Time to hand out the company turkeys. *UGH*

150 frozen 14 to 17 lbs of what used to gobble gobble


turkeys are our friends, not food!


Be good to your birds this year.”

“I'll have a drum stick please!”

“Turkey isn't food? What have I been eating all these past Thanksgivings?”

“Wish I got a turkey from the boss........
:(”

“Try a little kosher ham for a change.”

“LOL


this year the big boss said NO MORE KOSHER TURKEYS.
cheap bastard!”

“Turkey could be considered a weapon in some people's hands, or on their feet, lol.”

“What makes a turkey kosher?

Do they kill them with a holy hand grenade?”

“Turkeys are a weapon! The day is young and we haven't gotten Maple's report yet on the turkey delivery. For the sake of those who weren't on at this time last year, she got attacked by a band of dead turkeys!

You'll get this story when you peel my cold, dead turkey from my hands! -Mapleleaf”

“LOL sass. that's what happened last year. my boss dropped the stupid frozen turkey on my hand. smashed my poor little finger. damnbirds!”

“Ouch!!!

How many stitches?”

“I've got a 22 pounder thawing right now....
Thursday morning it's going into about 5 gallons of 350 degree oil and get all deep fried up!
Yum yum!”

“Maybe I will skip dinner this year...



...Nah, was never good at going cold turkey!


”

“What a turkey!”

“I think I'm going to gobble up my dinner.”

“Maple, I was attacked a few weeks ago on my way to the Nockamixon hike by a live turkey....

Was driving on the road and this turkey just jumps out of the side of the woods and attacks the hood of my car while I'm doing about 45mph or so. The second it jumped on, it glided back off without a care.

Freakin turkeys. He was so cute though. (Don't worry, I don't think he was hurt).”

“SS, i saw a report today on frying gobblers. be careful. are you doing in the house or outside?”

“to bad, you coulda had a free dinner!”

“Awww.. No way! :(”

“Live turkeys don't count. The dead, frozen ones are much more dangerous and COLD hearted!”

“The best turkey story was the WKRP episode when they dropped live turkeys from a helicopter before realizing they couldn't fly.”

“THE TURKEY POPULATION IS STEADILY INCREASING HERE ON CAPE COD. FREQUENT(ALMOST DAILY SITINGS)OF MOTHERS AND CHICKS, DURING THE SUMMER.

I DON'T THINK THERE IS A HUNTING SEASON FOR THEM HERE”

“Maple - I fry outside or under a carport if raining. I've been doing this for several years so I do know what I'm doing. ;)”

“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly

- Mr. Carlson”

“"They're hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!"

-Les Nessman”

“Great line, I forgot about that!”

“Grandma LOVES turkey!

>”

“I got your stuffing right here!”

“I'm having a big Turducken






A chicken stuffed into a duck stuffed into a turkey...”

“I've been doing this for several years so I do know what I'm doing. ;)"
StoveStomper
08:30:27 AM
11/25/03

HAHA famous last words "honey I know what im doing"”

“"Thursday morning it's going into about 5 gallons of 350 degree oil and get all deep fried up!
Yum yum!"

no offense, stove, ya know i luv ya and all, but geez, do we have to deep-fry everything in america? thanksgiving turkey, snickers bars, twinkies. whats next deep-fried filet mignon and caviar?”

“that said, id still like to try it. heh.”

“deep fried snickers bar? say it aint so??”

“I got that beat! how about deep fried Lobster, it is sacraledge!”

“you all should be SHOT!!”

“Cook on StoveStomper,,,the odds are that people who never had deep fried turkey wouldn't have a clue about boiled peanuts either.

Or crawfish,,,,or a cajun shrimp boil,,, or whole hog hickory BBQ,,,


Viva la South!”

“Deep fried Snickers! Only in the heart of the Midwest and county fair country!”

“oh here we go, they are not even here yet and peeps are bytching already.


you know i could not even take any days off for vacation in Nov becasue of the turkeys.

I will not do this again next year I swear”

“There are few foods can not be improved by deep frying. ;)”

“ummm like what?”

“Or, as I am notorious for saying:

There's nothing good, that isn't better deep-fried.”

“I draw the line with salads. Deep fried lettuce just has no appeal!”

“and I notice that ripe tomatoes tend to go off with a bang when you drop them in grease.....


however, there is not much better than a good serving of fried green tomatoes”

“you southerners are SICK and TWISTED.”

“Deep Fried Twinkies!
I want to try these sometime!”

“There's a place in Brooklyn that has those, Stovie!”

“is that twinkle or twinkies?

you need to define more please. she may have an issue with this”

“There used to be a restaurant in Jackson, TN that had really good fried icecream for dessert.”