Who Is Good At Latin?

“Glad I could brighten up your day, CMB! (Besides, how could I resist....)”

“Its all good dude!


8)”

“You know who has the best shrimp salad? Red Lobster. I'm not joking, it's frickin' awesome.”

“It has been awhile since I have had salad from The Lobster.”

“No doubt!!!!!



8)”

“Th eone in Munster is always crowded. The last time we attempted to eat there, they said it was an hour wait!

Who would wait that long to eat somewhere?”

“I must have SPACED out on that one.”

“Loose as a Goose?”

“ad nauseum - LMAO Stumprider!”

“no not that one. the other one”

“That's like the Outback Steakhouse here. Our family nickname for the place is "The Sphinx"¹, since there's always people standing outside waiting to get a table, even in the winter.


¹ From "The Time Machine," The Sphinx is the large statue from which air raid sirens are sounded, calling the Eloy to enter, to their doom.”

“I'll do a little research and post it when I get a chance. I have that one somewhere in my Latin notes. That was one of the roughest college courses I ever took!”

“cogito ergo spud

anyone?”

“I wish I knew latin for " please shut up crazy people, you make my head spin". I wonder if I can google that?”

“No luck with latin but I got the German...

"verrückte Leute halten Sie bitte Maul Sie machen meine Hauptdrehung"

AWESOME!”

“and?”

“"cogito ergo spud"

i think, therefore i am?”

“"I think, therefore I am Mr. Potatohead"?? LoL

"Fnord keeps a spare eyebrow in his pocket".... and you wondered WHY... ?”

“Cogito ergo spud = "I think, therefore I yam"


nyuk, nyuk, nyuk”

“Boo Hiss! LOL


Thanks Stumpy. I can't believe I left 'ad nauseam' off that list -- SHEESH.

Want me to post the corrected version? LOL”

“What's Latin for , "Who wants a candybar?".”

“Cogito, ergo sum.
I think, therefore I am.

Cogito, ergo doleo.
I think, therefore I am depressed.

Die dulci freure.
Have a nice day.

Raptus regaliter.
Royally screwed.

Sona si Latine loqueris.
Honk if you speak Latin.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.

Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
I think some people in togas are plotting against me.

Noli me vocate, ego te vocabo.
Don't call me, I'll call you.

Cave ne ante ullas catapultas ambules.
If I were you, I wouldn't walk in front of any catapults.

Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.

Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.

Re vera, potas bene.
Say, you sure are drinking alot.

Utinam barbari spatioum proprium tuum invadant!
May barbarians invade your personal space!

Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant!
May conspirators assassinate you in the mall!

Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!

Radix lecti
Couch potato

Non sum pisces.
I am not a fish.

Quo signo nata es?
What's your sign?

Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.
You know, the Romans invented the art of love.

Magister Mundi sum!
I am the Master of the Universe

Fac me cocleario vomere!
Gag me with a spoon!

Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Nihili est -- in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui.
That's nothing; in a previous life I was a Roman Emperor.

Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est.
Yes, that is a very large amount of corn.

Vescere bracis meis.
Eat my shorts.

Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem!
Stand aside plebians! I am on imperial business!

Fac ut vivas.
Get a life.

Insula Gilliganis
Gilligan's Island

Ut si!
As if!

Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur.
Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out.”

“The only latin you need to know is:

SEMPER FIDELIS !!!!

OOOOORAH!!

Happy Holidays Brotha !!”

“ooo-rah is Latin?”

“In Latin, it's ooh-rah-us”

“Yeah thats what they would say after letting a good one rip !!! LOL”

“I was gonna say, "Semper Fidelis", or, "Semper Amo"”

“how about "i think, therefore i drink"?”

“CMB, I can't find most of my Latin notes and books. Sorry, dude.”

“CMB, I think what you're looking for is Amor Eternus...”

“I need to order this.”

“I think Bit is right!


8)”

“Man, if only I had $25,000 then I could retire!!!”

“Quano omni flunkus moratati, which means when all else fails, play dead.”

“I must have been good at Latin. I married a Latin American!”

“Don't hate Chief!


8p”

“Heard it on NPR a while back; go to http://www.drammondt.com/”

“The only latin I know is played on a conga.”