Gotta Love Beer

“Yes, frig has something to do with ladies. Fridge is where you keep beer.”

“that would be frigid, I wouldn't shorten that word, not worth it”

“wk, maybe you were smoking your reefer and got all dazed and confused”
Ewker
12:46:39 PM
10/27/04
ignore this user

Great movie”

“Where'd my post go? My server sucks!

Frig is short for the slang term Frigging.”

“I agree with bear. used in a sentence:
"where did all the frigging beer go!"
see, makes sense.”

“A beer used for frigging would be warm shortly.

Do women buy long neck bottles more than men?
last edited: 10/27/04 1:38:49 PM”

“.....the reefer is empty”

“It's in the frigging fridge!”

““.....the reefer is empty”
MarkOTheBeast
1:34:20 PM
10/27/04

roll yourself another”

“beer vs woman
who would win and why ?”

“Beer, it doesn't talk back and nag nag nag!”

“It's cheaper too !!”

“DAMM ! how do you come up with this stuff so fast Wk ??”

“I would have to go with Women being better. And it's definitly what draws my eyes in that photo, WK.”

“1. You can enjoy a beer all month.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.
5. When beer goes flat you toss it out.
6. Beer is never late.
7. HANGOVERS go away.
8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
11. Beer never has a headache.
12. After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a dime.
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
14. If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.
15. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
16. A beer ALWAYS goes down easy.
17. You can share a beer with your friends.
18. You always know that you are the first one to pop a beer.
19. A beer is always wet.
20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
21. A beer doesn't care when you come.
22. You can have a beer in public.
23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25. Beer always comes in multiples of six.
26. Beer doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left.
27. You can't catch anything but a "buzz" from a beer.
28. After you have a beer, you're committed to nothing other than dumping the empty bottle.
29. A beer never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves you thirsty.
30. When your beer is gone, you just pop another.
31. You rarely (if ever) find beer labels on the shower curtain rod.
32. Beer looks the same in the morning.
33. Beer doesn't look you up in a month.
34. Beer doesn't worry about someone walking in.
35. Beer doesn't worry about waking the kids.
36. Beer doesn't get cramps.
37. Beer doesn't have a mother.
38. Beer doesn't have morals.
39. Beer doesn't go crazy once a month.
40. Beer always listens and never argues.
41. Beer labels don't go out of style every year.
42. Beer doesn't whine, it bubbles.
43. Beer doesn't have cold hands/feet.
44. Beer doesn't demand legality.
45. Beer is never overweight.
46. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
47. Beer won't run off with your credit cards.
48. Beer doesn't have a lawyer.
49. Beer doesn't need much closet space.
50. Beer can't give your herpes or other nasty things.
51. Beer doesn't complain about the way you drive.
52. Beer doesn't mind if you fart or belch.
53. Beer never changes its mind.
54. Beer doesn't tease you or play hard to get.
55. Beer never asks you to change the station.
56. Beer doesn't make you go shopping.
57. Beer doesn't tell you to mow the grass.
58. Beer doesn't mind seeing Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson flicks.
59. Beer is always easy to pick up.
60. Big, fat beers are nice to have.
61. Beer doesn't pout or play games.
62. Beer NEVER says no.
63. Beer is easy to get into.
64. Beer never complains when you take it somewhere.
65. Beer doesn't need to go to the 'powder room' with other beers.
66. Beer doesn't wear a bra.
67. Beer doesn't mind getting dirty.
68. Beer doesn't complain about insensitivity.
69. Beer doesn't use up your toilet paper.
70. Beer doesn't live with its mother.
71. Beer doesn't blow you off.
72. Beer doesn't care if you have no culture or manners.
73. Beer doesn't #&%!$, yell, or cry.
74. Beer doesn't mind football season.
75. A beer won't make you go to church.
76. A beer is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman.
77. A beer doesn't think baseball is stupid simply because the guys spit.
78. A beer doesn't think DOS is pronounced "dose".
79. A beer doesn't give a #&%!$ if you keep a bunch of other beers around.
80. A beer will not insist that those odious Michelin commercials with the babies are "cute".
81. If a beer leaks all over the room, it smells kinda good for a while.
82. A beer will not call you a sexist pig if you say "doberman" instead of "doberperson".
83. A beer won't get a job as a DJ and play 5 straight hours of lesbian folk music on your favorite radio station.
84. A beer won't claim that the Three Stooges are #&%!$heads.
85. A beer won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the toilet seat up.
86. If you mention a "three-hundred-fifty cubic-inch V8" around a beer, it won't think you're talking about an enormous can of vegetable juice.
87. A beer won't whine that seatbelts hurt.
88. A beer won't smoke in your car.
89. A beer won't argue that there's no difference between shooting down an unidentified aircraft in a war zone and blowing a Korean airliner out of the sky.
90. A beer will never buy a car with automatic transmission.
91. A beer will actually *support* belching and farting and share your enthusiasm for getting them included as demonstration sports in the 1992 Olympic Games in Barcelona.
92. A beer is always ready to leave on time.
93. A beer never fishes for compliments.
94. Some beers (e.g. St. Pauli Girl) have fabulous tits.
95. Beer tastes *good*.
96. If you take a beer outta the fridge just to look at it but then decide to drink it, the beer won't accuse you of "date rape".
97. A beer won't raise any objections to an evening of watching "John Holmes' Greatest Hits" on your VCR.
98. An ice-cold beer will nonetheless let you have your way with it.
99. A beer won't make you pick up some tampons when you go to the grocery store.
100. A beer won't accuse you of lying when you say you read Penthouse "just for the articles". (You *are* lying, but the beer won't accuse you of it.
101. A beer won't worry that you'll go to jail if you videotape a Giants game without the expressed, written consent of the Nationa Football League.
102. A beer won't fill up your car with cheesy 85-octane gas with the excuse: "But I saved a quarter!"
103. A beer will *never* make you go to a Swedish movie.
104. A beer will *never* make you turn off "Fists of Fury Theater" on channel 5 on Saturday afternoons.
105. A beer won't accuse you of being a sexist pig if you say "Gene Hackman" instead of "Gene Hackperson".
106. A beer won't make you eat some experimental vegetarian meal that tastes like STP Oil Treatment.
107. When you're through with a beer, the thought of another beer doesn't make you ill.”

“But, not all woman look like her. In fact lets say 80% dont.
However, open a case of beer and they all look beautiful, alike, and are ready to be served.”

“A beer can not use it's "muscles" to bring me great pleasure.

'nuff said, I win!!!!”

“victory is yours. I have no come back for that.”

“love number 94!”

“I live alone with my beer and the place is peaceful. There are sacrifices I have made for this peace, but there is peace.”

“Well, you could have "beer" slippers...

I live in the midwest, it is "Fridge" or "frigerator" here... not reefer/pot/mary Jane/joint/etc....

Has anyone had Sam Adams Double Bock... Good stuff but only at certain times of the year.

I'm not much of a beer fan. Prefer berries to beer.. :-)”

“pink, how do you drink berries that has got to hurt swalling a mouthful of berries”

“I found the double bock at of all places, Osco (Basically a Walgreens)

You could serve this stuff as a meal. Very think and rich. I want to say I had 2 and was drunk off my ass.

I have a friend that has a bottle of triple bock. Almost impossible to find this stuff.”

“If you want a great beer, try Sammi Klaus, if you can find it. It's hard to find.”

“never said I drank 'em...
although "POM" cranberry juices are yummy!

I have 2 bottles of 1995 triple bock at home.. Think & I bought them when they came out... we tried one in 1995-- tasted like a thick soy sauce... so we decided we'd let them age and see what happens... do you know what year of triple bock your friend has? how did he like it?”

“About Samichlaus Beer: http://www.realbeer.com/edu/tastes/samichlaus2000.php”

“Pink,

Hey has a 94, I believe. He has not opened it yet. It is supposed to age like like wine.”

“actually, I will have to check when I go home, ours might be a 94 as well. We tried it a year or so after... it was "interesting" to say the least... we still have 2 bottles and not sure when we will try it next! Has he read anything abou t it? I hope he has it on its side so that the cork doesn't dry up!”

“Yep, I told him to do that. I am a wine freak. We have a perfect location in our basemant to store wine. So far I have roughly 250 bottles in my collection. Mostly reds, not a big fan of whites. The whites I have are a lot of Resling.”

“Wow.. that's a lot of wine!
How do you know how long to keep the bottles? I know that some get "skunked" if you don't drink them right away!”

“Most of what I have are not more than 10 years old. I tend to buy a lot of the good years which have been produced.

Reds last longer. I find most of the info I need to know online at the growers sites.”

“http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,,FOOD_9936_19976,00.html

Why can't I do that properly? Anyway, Guinness Ice Cream anybody? hmmmm”

“Hmmm.... I have an ice cream maker, maybe I should give this one a try.”

“...G-d rest her soul, liked 'beer sundaes.' Occassionally, she would put few scoops of vanila ice cream in a bowl and pour some beer over it.

She claimed it was good. Never tried that!”

“It is good :)”

“I'll take a stout beer over ales or pilsners any day!

AND... I love ice cream...
I'm going to have to give this one a try-- I'm guessing that you could probably use any type of pop (aka soda) or carbonated beverage and get a decent result!”

“here's the text...

Stout beer has such a rich creamy malted flavor that to me a pint is more like having dessert than drinking a beer. Sitting over a pint in an irish bar in San Francisco I decided that the combination of Guiness and ice cream was worth a shot.


1 cup Guinness stout(or any stout beer)
1 cup whole milk
2 cups cream
2 ounces glucose syrup
1 cup sugar
1 cup egg yolks

Bring beer, milk, cream, glucose, and sugar to a boil, drizzle into the egg yolks while whisking vigorously. Heat to 185 degrees F stirring constantly and pour through a fine seive and chill over an ice bath. When ice cream base is cold, freeze in an ice cream machine.

A viewer, who may not be a professional cook, provided this recipe. The FN chefs have not tested this recipe and therefore, we cannot make representation as to the results.”

“Birch has had a guiness and vanilla ice cream float. He said it was really good.”

“Hmmm, might have to stop at the store on the way home...”

“My friend has had guiness with cream-- the rich nutty/chocolaty flavor of the stouts go well with the sweetness of the cream.”

“My friend has had guiness with cream-- the rich nutty/chocolaty flavor of the stouts go well with the sweetness of the cream.”

“BTW, Guiness has about 1/3 fewer calories than regular Canadian beer - less for US beer with lower alcohol.”

“There's no back bacon in it, eh?”

“I've never really cared for the taste of Guiness. I'm much happier with a lager or a pale ale.”

“My favorite Irish pub in Seattle has a yummy chocolate cake with a scoop of Guinness ice cream. It's DE-licious. mmm mmm mmm~!”

“Hey Diane, there's a place in Ann Arbor that specializes in Guinness fare and they have ice cream there. I can't for the life of me remember what the name of the pub is though.”

“Pink, just a point of info. - Stout is an ale.
There are only two types of beer, ale or lager, depending on the yeast used.



Do I sound like a "Know-it-all"? 8^)”

“I'm glad you know your yeast, bet it comes in real handy.”

“Oops... Not that well-versed I'm afraid... LOL

I don't like the pale ales I guess-- you know, the ones that are more Yellow/amber in color...

I prefer darker beers-- my friend told me it must be because I don't like the "hoppy-ness" of the lighter beers....

Seems like a lot of the Stouts are more "chocolaty" or "coffee-like" in flavor....

I usually use regular beer to cook with... :-)

BTW-- what is a "double bock" considered?
Sam Adams has a really nice double bock (only available very rarely in the midwest... :-( )”