Hooters Trip Report

“Our journey began when a collegue inquired as to my availability for a trip to Hooters. After brief consideration of the fact that cottonsocks is not here today and further considering that I will be at a family function tomorrow and hiking the next three days, I quickly determined a trip to Hooters would be in order. I began this trip by planning which location we wanted to visit. With three Hooters in the Memphis area, the decision was tough, but in the interest of travel time, we chose the location at Mount Moriah. It seemed to be appropriately named and with less travel, there would be more time to enjoy the scenery while on location.

We arrived at noon to be greeted by an actractive brunette at the door. She immediately introduced us to our blonde host who seated us where we would have the maximum range of view of the establishment. After briefly perusing the menu, which is strictly committed to memory, I was ready to order. As our Hooters girl approached, my collegue decided to take initiative and ordered a buffalo chicken sandwhich, fries and Ice Tea, sweetened. He boldly advised here he was ready for the Three Mile Island version (pretty damn hot).

Well, not to be outdone, I ordered a buffalo chicken sandwhich, 911 version (hottest one they have), fries and unsweet tea. She promptly smiled and said "good choice, if you want it hot, go for the max".


I promptly told her that anyone with a chili pepper tattoo wasn't overly afraid of a little heat. Although I was tempted, I refrained from showing her the tattoo.

Soon, our meal arrived and was consumed as my collegue carefully rated the Hooters girls on a scale of 1 to 10. While there were none under a 6 (and we are somewhat strict on our scale), none approached a 10 either.

Final score for this Hooters, a solid 7.

While a good time was had on this trip, I remain dedicated to finding the perfect Hooters.

So far, the closest one is in Huntsville, a very robust 9.5”

“No pics?”

“Oh, to mount Moriah!”

“No pics on this one, but we did decide that all future trips needed to be better documented.”

“God Bless America !!!”

“That tattoo on you arse?”

“I meant your arse”

“I think my wife might object to a tattoo of Mariah Carey on my arse, but I'll ask.”

“No, WK.”

“I hope you did not practice LNT (leave no tip)”

“911 The only way to go.”

“As our Hooters girl approached, my collegue decided to take initiative and ordered a buffalo chicken sandwhich, fries and Ice Tea, sweetened.

My man doesn't come sweet : )”

“A veritable garden of double entendre in Scorchy's post; alas, chivalry begs me to ignore it...


sigh”

“Oh, what the hell bitpusher, it is the day before a long holiday weekend, go for it.”

“Aero, hush your mouth. To even suggest I would do such a thing is insulting.”

“And now the wife is at work and is a little p___ed off!!!!”

“We had lunch plans by the way!!!!!”

“Better than being p___ed on!”

“Not funny BP”

“Oh yes it is. Lighten up!”

“And now the wife is at work and is a little p___ed off!!!!"
cottonsocks
02:42:06 PM
11/26/03

"We had lunch plans by the way!!!!!"
cottonsocks
02:42:33 PM
11/26/03
ignore this user


ut oh, someone is in trouble”

“"A veritable garden of double entendre in Scorchy's post; alas, chivalry begs me to ignore it..

speak english!”

“We didn't have lunch plans....



I had lunch plans. Hooters plans.”

“Look, Scorchy said "come"!

hehhehhehhehhehhehhehehhehhehheh”

“My man doesn't come sweet : )"
ScorchFire
02:21:20 PM
11/26/03


So your saying it's more of a salty taste?”

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

“You guys are sick. Scorchy would never do such things.”

“Ice Tea odds are about to slip again.”

“Iced tea with salt???

You southerners are wierd >:^O”

“And now the wife is at work and is a little p___ed off!!!!"
cottonsocks
02:42:06 PM
11/26/03


LMAO you are sooooo busted!!


(sitting back and waiting for the fire works...)

oh and taking bets”

“Poor Ice Tea...”

“He's oblivious”

“She left. She told me we had plans to meet at Target for lunch. Now I know she was confused. The odds of me eating lunch at the Target snack bar are between slim and none.”

“"Tarjay" is a classy k-mart, c'mon now”

“"He's oblivious"
ScorchFire
02:53:21 PM


I'd like to see Tea try to spell "oblivious".”

“15 minutes to go:
I will be out shopping right by the local hooters, but seeing I'm Single and FREE again, I may step it up a notch and goto the Classy Cat!
Have a great weekend!!!”

“while looking at it. i give it a 10:1 shot that he gets it correct. aww, my poor tea, i'm feeling guilty”

“Watching Tea spell "Tea" is painful enough.”

“"He's oblivious"

ScorchFire


I'd like to see Tea try to spell "oblivious"."

Tom Terrific



Please, God, No...”

“Ya Know... as soon as I saw this this thread I had a feeling someone's odds were going to shift, one way or another.”

“Did you bag any peaks?”

“No, it was strictly a nature watching trip.”

“He was only there to admire the rolling hills...”

“he was looking for Mt. Nipple”

“uhm, those kind of mountains need to be referred to in the plural form, ml”

“What was the elevation gain like?

B, C, DD??”

“I may have to do a recon trip this evening after the kids settle down.

hmmmmm, yeah I think that's a great idea.”