The simple life...

“i love it!!

i bet Nicole was just in a bad mood b/c she went through rehab before this season...ha!”

“It bugs the hell out of me to know so many intelligent and truely talented people who are struggling and these two wastes of flesh are lavished with attention, money and praise.

We are truly a nation of morons.”

“AND there was a new Reno 911 on last night!! i was in boob tube heaven.”

“Simpletons for the simpletons.”

“HPM, remember, 50% of the people have below-average intelligence.”

“HPM nailed it.”

“what about the 5-15% who fall off the bottom of the bell curve.”

“I think Paris is smokin hot.

And what else really matters? . . .”

“She should stick to porn.”

“HPM is da Man!”

“oh, like you guys know them! you WISH! ;-)”

“I watched it. I thought it all seemed much more contrived this time around and somewhat painful to watch. I mean, how long can those girls "play dumb?"”

“They're not playing dumb.”

“What's to know about a couple of dumb ass spoiled brats?”

“Well, if I were single I'd like to know...


...oh never mind.”

“Frankly I think Paris is an ugly bone bag. She has that "sweet" look associated with prepubescent little boys.

Whatever floats your boat, it's a free country.

Real women have curves. Lots of 'em.”

“I agree HPM. Tonly reality type shows that I've enjoyed are, "Last Comic Standing," and "The Apprentice."

Did yall see on LCS where a guy did a bit on the different deities being in Heaven/Paradise together. He says, "I can see it now, Mohommed is complaining to God, "Jesus, He keeps turning the water into win. He knows I don't drink. He thinks it very funny.""”

“And yes I did try to watch it. It was a case watching spellbound of horrid fascination much akin to picking off an old scab. It's painful but you just can't help but do it and afterwards you regret doing it.”

“I did see that guy he was pretty dang funny.”

“The scab comment was in reference to the stupid life”

“Hey, if you like curves, watch "Joe Schmo 2". The "Jane Schmo" and one of the actresses on that show are plenty curvy.”

“HPM, how about the previous roud where the guy was talking about the folks in the front row being too young to know who Van Halen was. He cont. that VH was cool. You would write there logo everywhere. My trapper keeper wall full of VH sybols. I remember trapper keepers well. My wife and I got a big chuckle out of that.”

“I only saw the black dude through to the Iranian guy.

I don't see much TV these days. My life is Work, Family, Scouts and Gym. Not much room for TV.”

“My kids have been at my in-laws this week. It's kind of neat to actually get to talk to your spouse in the evenings.

The tall black guy was pretty funny last night. He was talking about stereotypes. He said that people get so sensitive about stereotypes and say that there is no truth in them. He said, BS, they're true, that's what they're stereotypes. There are good ones and bad ones, but they balance out. Then he goes into examples....Look at the car full of ten Mexicans, but they're going to work. Look at that black guy stealing that car...look at that lump in his pants. Tess, last years winner(she's a judge this year) says that she wants to find out about that sterotype. He said what stereotype, it's true. She said that she'd have to find out. He points his foot at her and say, "Baby, these are size 14's." Pretty funny exchange.”

“We should have a "Cultural Revolution" here.....take all their assets and sent the rich spoiled brats out to work the farms.....for 10 years. That'll really humble them.”

“It worked good in Cuba.”

“Don't forget Cambodia.”

“It's happening right now in Canada...^%!7^ing govt is taking most of our money.”