The simple life...

“Reality in Arkansas.

Paris Hilton and Lionel Richey's kid spent the summer in my sisters backyard.

It is on TV next week.”

“do you make a guest appearance?”

“I do.”

“Cool!”

“Okay, I admit I could live without a tv or radio and pretty much do....who is Paris Hilton?”

“aaaahhhhh youre full of it, bp.”

“Happy Thanksgiving, bacpac. :o)”

“Paris Hilton...daughter of Hilton Hotels tycoon. There's a video of her having S E X with her boyfriend going around on the net. She claims he filmed it...he claims she filmed it.”

“Hello Sunshine :-)

If you don't mind taking a gamble, I think can make a ton of cash :-)”

“thanks stanlee. I filmed it and I made a ton of cash. See, bacpac, the money is in filming the elite :)”

“I saw an ad for that reality TV show in Maxim...I think it's called "The Simple Life." They take two rich girls and make them work on a farm for a month...should be interesting.”

“Duh, I need to pay more attention to the thread titles "The simple life..."”

“saw a preview of he show......I liked the part wen they had one of those girls put there arm in a cows ass for some reason (I have no idea why they would have to). Classic!”

“Probably was a different body part. Especially if it was a dairy cow.”

“So this is the simple life?”

“I have a copy of the tape...she's taking part in filming it..the lighting sucks..they have a nightvision filter on it...she's definately enjoying herself (she claims the sex/filming was forced)..and even answers the phone during...this was shanon dorities(SP?) husband at the time...And i think they are insemenating the cow...or something along those lines...cause that ain't tha ass”

“I heard that in the old days, the RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) had to stick their arm, all the way to the armpit, up the horse's arse to dig out the excrement. They do this just before a parade, so the horse don't c r a p all over the place. Nowadays, they have a machine that does that for them.”

“LMAO @ stanlee. A machine that digs the crap outta a horses arse?! I grew up in the heart of cow camp but never heard of that one.”

“It appears that those two 'productions' have much in common.”

“I wish they would put those machines at all the trailheads where horses are allowed.!”

“this was shanon dorities(SP?) husband at the time...

Shannon Doherty or something like that.

I saw the film too, and she was definitely NOT opposed to filming it!”

“I also saw it. She looked to be having more than a good time.”

“Everyone's seen this film. She loved it. The first time you see her get squeamish on the reality show, just think of the things she put in her mouth on that film :)”

“I saw it (thankyou kaza) and was disapointed. The lighting sucked, detial sucked, and she isn't that hot.”

“Tea and I have made better movies.”

“(teasing)”

“She's a vacuous blond rich b*tch, although a hot one. She's like so totally dumbed out.”

“They went to the local resturant and could not get in. They could not meet the dress code. Apparently the dress code is that you have to be dressed.

Lots of skin even on the TV version.”

“Which episode will you be in, bacpac?”

“"I liked the part wen they had one of those girls put there arm in a cows ass for some reason (I have no idea why they would have to)."

Have to? Why wouldn't ya want to?


















Let's not be so quick to judge here friend. Don't knock it 'til ya try it!”

“My episode will be on the cutting room floor.

Unless they ran out of footage of rednecks giving the finger.

I am pretty sure that did not happen.”

“So I wanna hear from everyone who has seen the porn video.

How much do you spend on porn every month?”

“It's free. They give it away on the internet, man!”

“Free PORN?

What is the world coming to?”

“apparently I'm the only one that hasn't seen it. Ya know what?..I don't want to see it either.”

“I used to have a Simple Life. Simply killing people, simply ripping off the world, simply faking out the US, simply gassing Curds, simply doing deals with France and Germany, simply, well you get the point. I was on top, man!”

“Curds??? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


No Whey, Man!!!!”

“were they white curds or yellow curds? Personally I prefer the white ones but its dang hard finding any curds around here in Virginia - the stores just don't carry them.”

“I make my television debute tonight.”

“The Simple Life II is on tonight!!! yeeehaw, i can't wait!”

“Oh damn! I didn't realize it was on tonight. I got a kick out of those two ladies on the first show. I think Nicole really steals the show. She is more outrageous.

Since I have a chihuahua, it adds to the watchability factor.”

“Gawd, you people watch this???

Do to them like what they did to Dan Aykroyd in the movie, "Trading Places".

We'll see which one of them commits suicide first. Seriously, some spoiled brats can't handle any stress. They were born with a gold spoon in their mouth...never had to have a real day of hard work.”

“HAH the b987h got bucked from the horse!! got a bruise on her bony little tush!! Then the dingaling put a metal pot in the microwave!! I know they are blondes but can they really be that dumb??!!”

“They can and they are, and I wish somebody would shoot them both. Can't understand how they shot John Lennon and let those two live!”

“By the simple life, they do not mean an uncomplicated life.”

“hey now, don't be hatin'! i like both of them, i thought it was a good show...except when they lost the little girl. LOL!! they were a little more outrageous last season, i gots to say.”

“I tried watching this. I really tried, but the begging change at the toll booth thing was where I stopped.

This may be the dumbest thing I've ever seen.”

“I read somewhere that the two girls had a serious falling-out during the production of this one, and they've had a hard time making it look like they're having a good time, lol...”

“Of course you like them, Adorableness. They make you feel that much more adorable.

The film they should be in is Jackass!”

“Personally, I'd prefer to see them in a "Girls Gone Wild" vid, but to each his own, Geo...”