Step up ladies; test the Orgasmatron

“Oh, this isn't a personal ad?”

“Not an ad for Woody Allen's 'Sleeper' either”

“Sheesh.

Anybody ever read Larry Niven? Sounds like we're well on the way to having "wireheads".”

“I think us guys should claim discrimination!”

“I just need to get hold of that remote control to have some serious fun ;o)”

“would also prolly stop the whining about channel surfing”

“Too funny!”

“Not everybody likes channel surfing, but nobody doesn't like orgasms...”

“I think they faked the results...”

“"I thought people would be beating my door down to be part of the trial," a disappointed Meloy told New Scientist. "But so far I am struggling to find people.""

Unbelievable! Who in the hell wants to flop around all over a doctor's table? Better yet, once the thing is inserted into the spine, do ya walk around lookin' like you're going through spasms or what? And who is to say that they are secretly putting some sort of remote control in that thing? I wouldn't want to be part of that trial...then again, I don't think I need to. (oops...TMI)”

“LMAO @ Aero!!”

“Jane Fonda had orgasms so strong
she blasted the gimballs off the
machine in the movie "Barbarella".”

“omg..... a very expensive "toy"”

“and without a doubt, this is my favorite line of the story:

point to "non-invasive" methods, such as a vibrator, for providing an orgasm”

“First off; I'm not sure I'm comfortable commenting on this, but here goes: While there are some good natured and funny lines there, I'm with Lee, find the non-invasive vibrator a concept difficult to, uh, swallow (sorry).

Am I the only one that got the impression the 'sex therapists' are worried about possibly losing business?

And in the 'What if?' department; what if sexual dysfunction were linked to a physical cause? It wouldn't be the first time that Freudian pseudo-science was overturned by a mixture of scientific knowledge and common sense - I highly recommend the Jeffrey Masson book whose title I'll add to-morrow. Masson was hired by Freda Freud, the granddaughter, to do a study/biography of Freud and it most certainly did not turn out the way she wished or anyone expected.

I hope Wolfeyes doesn't take offense - no disrespect meant - but it seems she and so many of you lucky (?) girls don't have a problem - but again - what if you did? I'm not suggesting that women rush to get hooked up, but it merits further study into the nebulous domain of human (not just female) sexual dysfunction.

NOT that there's anything wrong with me, you understand - except for small hands and feet, of course.”

“Well that says a lot, Gremlin. Size does count, ya know?”

“A new toy.... woooo hoooo. I'll try it!!!”

“Uh oh Chili, you're about to be replaced by a machine...better get to work ;-)”

“Sorry Chili! You either got it or ya don't!”

“Sy Borg
Gimme dat, give me
De chromium leg,

Little wires,
Pliers, tires
They turn me on

Maybe I’m crazy
Maybe I’m crazy
Maybe I’m crazy,
Mon...

Stroking several of sy’s gleaming appendages, joe continues...

Joe:
Gee, Sy
This is a real groovy
Apartment
You’ve got here

Sy Borg:
All government
Sponsored recreational
Services are clean and
Efficient

Joe:
This is exciting
I never plooked
A tiny chrome-plated
Machine
That looks like a
Magical pig
With marital aids
Stuck all over it
Such as yourself
Before

Sy Borg:
You’ll love it!
It’s a way of life.

Joe:
Does that mean
Maybe later
You’ll plook me...

Sy Borg:
If you wish, we may
Have a groovy orgy

Joe:
Just me and you?

Sy Borg:
I share this apartment
With a modified
Gay bob doll
He goes all the way...
Ever try oral sex with
A miniature rubberized
Homo-replica?

Joe:
No, ah, not yet,
Ah, is this him?

Sy Borg:
This is him.
Your wish is
His command
He likes you
He wants to kiss
You all ways
Just tell him what
You want

Joe:
Really?
Hi, little guy
Think I might get a
Tiny, but exciting
Blow...job...

Gimme dat,
Gimme dat
Blow job...
Gimme dat, give me
De chromium cob.

Sy Borg:
Bend over.

Joe:
Gay bob
Blow job
Gimme dat,
Gimme dat
Blow job
Gimme dat, give me
De chromium cob

Sy Borg:
You’ll love it!
It looks just like a
Telefunken u-47.”

“One day she finds a toy,,,,the next day she leaves TT.


Hmmmm,,,,interesting.”

“Not to create any mess here, but it is my opinion that there are major differences in the O thing between men and women. I understand that there are people who have sexual dysfunction be it physical or mental. And that is the whole secret right there. Is it physical or mental. Unless one is willing to really get to the core of the problem, if there is one, you HAVE to figure out yourself if it is mental or physical.”

“Interesting expression.... "merits further study" LOL

Remember the famous 'Woody' Allen line: "I ought to be Really good at this because you know, I practice a lot by myself."


You will also recall what happened when he got in the Orgasmatron by himself... LMAO! He looked like Wylie Coyote or Elmer Fudd after they'd been in one of those cartoon explosions ---”

“What I want to know is where is the Bush Adinminstration tariffs on the imports of these devices? This is all HIS fault!! Wahhhhhhhh!


hehehe”