The Great Snowball Fight

“Ah, winter is finally here. John walks outside and tests the powder with his foot.....hmmm, packs nice.

He scoops up a handful and packs a smooth round snowball.

Looks around..............tosses it in the air and catches it a couple times.

Then he spots his target. He draws back and launches. (20 mph.....that boy's got an arm!)

It strikes Treebeard smack in the back of the head.


Uh, Oh...............I'm off to build a snow fort before things get ugly.”

“I'll take a little of that action John, Ive got you back.... go for it!”

“The best two person tactic:

One person throws the snowball high in the air towards target. When target looks up to either catch or evade "lofty" snowball, the second person throws there's at the targets face, thus creaming him and knocking him to the ground. Target never knows what hit them. Repeat as nessesary....”

“A vertual reality cyber snowball fight? We can spend our time better than this. Vertual reality cyber orgies are much more interesting! Oh wait, Tom T already has a "snowballing" thread going. I'm afraid to open it though.”

“LMAO!! Nigal, you are a trip. don't tell me that thread doesn't sound appetizing! ;-)”

“I am game, just watch the knees!”

“In a sick way Lyra but snowballing with some guy named Baxter is something I don't need to know about!”

“Indiana John nails Nigal in the chops while he blabs about orgies then ducks behind his six foot snow wall bunker.”

“[patooie!]

Why you little boner!!”

“I'm too busy making snow angels”

“hey don't eat that yellow snow


Nigal, do your snow angels wear pants?”

“They are my snow angels”

“Lumberzac silently creeps in and hits everyone with a barrage of slushballs.”

“then snowfires angles prounce on you!”

“Really, who throws a slush ball anyway?

Indiana John whimpers as the melting slush runs down his back and into the crack of his a$$ where it freezes. Good lord he says. Pulling that is out is going to be like the time I waxed my eybrows.

Silently plots his revenge.”

“I hope this works

snow ball fight”

“you need shockwave”

“did it work?”